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A woman who my mother knows

Came in and took of all her clothes

Said I, not being very old,

“By golly gosh, you must be cold!”

“No, no!” She cried.

“Indeed I’m not!

“I’m feeling devilishly hot!”

 

Ahhaah.

 

Now there is a man worth quoting!

Reading his work to kids is kinda like watching kids, watching Shrek - those adult minded tongue-in-cheek comments flying, and all they are laughing at are the antics. :D

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Titanium dude. Titanium.

 

Indestructible! And I thought a two year old with a cold was bad.

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Oooooh that is one sick garage, the envy and simple man in me wishes so badly he was born in to a rich family.

 

 

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Ahhaah.

 

Now there is a man worth quoting!

Reading his work to kids is kinda like watching kids, watching Shrek - those adult minded tongue-in-cheek comments flying, and all they are laughing at are the antics. :D

 

For sure. About a month back, my youngest son read The Fantastic Mr Fox to me. :thumbup:

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More Roald Dahl…

 

Mary, Mary, quite contrary

How does your garden grow?

"I live with my brat,

In a high-rise flat,

So how in the world would I know."

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THREAD APPLICATION...

 

 

Oh you Knid, you are vile and vermicious!

You are slimy and soggy and squishous!

But what do we care

'Cause you can't get in here,

So hop it and don't get ambitious!

 

RD

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I've had the same thing, and you get scared stiff. Didn't know what to do and the more I tried to edge the big fella moved in my direction, lucky for us the just touched the car and moved on.

 

Ive had the same with an unhappy Rhino, you get frozen to the spot.

 

 

He K@ked himself so his foot kept sliping off the gaspedal!!!:lol:

thats why his still standing there !!

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