'Dale Posted September 3, 2012 Share http://maxcdn.thedesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/BATMAN-l.jpg 428 others 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted September 3, 2012 Share S t e a l t h http://maxcdn.thedesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Lamborghini-Sesto-08.jpg 428 others 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted September 3, 2012 Share how low can you go http://maxcdn.thedesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Lamborghini-Sesto-11.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted September 3, 2012 Share The Tour Of Spain is entering its final week. http://cyclingtipscontent.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/2.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Posted September 3, 2012 Share NO SEX SINCE 1955 A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hostedby a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.." The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner. Finallythe young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955." The Sergeant Major said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now." (Gotta love military time) Wayne Potgieter, Azonic and Escapee.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammajoor Posted September 3, 2012 Share This is hilarious.... These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in theNew York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but,boy, are these funny!) 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has startedto dig. 2. I would not allow this student to breed. 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy. 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. (my favorite...) 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails toachieve them. 6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold itall together. 7. This child has been working with glue too much. 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell. 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn'tcoming.. 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice aweek. 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out1,000,000 others. 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead. Jacques Potgieter 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Escapee.. Posted September 3, 2012 Share where did the weekend go.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grebel Posted September 3, 2012 Share Looks like a badly formed Transformer... Jumping in a bit late here but that Merc looks like one of my son's transformer toys that we couldn't put back together properly..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacques Potgieter Posted September 3, 2012 Share Deep sea fishing Ed-Zulu 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purnjap Posted September 4, 2012 Share http://1.design-milk.com/images/2012/08/Budnitz-14-Wrench.jpg Showtime 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumbleweed Posted September 4, 2012 Share I said "Holy Rapture", not "Holy Raptor"… These REALLY take the cake! Hilariously unfortunate and half-baked dessert designs Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2197717/These-REALLY-cake-Hilariously-Unfortunate-half-baked-dessert-designs.html#ixzz25U9Lpp2v Escapee.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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