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Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting

about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night

all three will wear a leather bodice, stilettos and mask over their eyes.

 

After a few days they meet again.....

 

The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend came

back home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask.

 

He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you..then we made love

all night long.'

 

The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. I

was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a

raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had

wild sex all night.'

 

The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay at

my mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, super

stilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, fell in

his mangy Lazyboy, grabbed the TV control and a beer, and said, 'Hey

Batman, what's for dinner?'

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That's if he actually rode a bike…

 

:o

 

Are you like me now? Just here for sh1ts and giggles but don't actually ride bicycles?

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