Chubba Posted September 16, 2011 Share Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chattingabout their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that nightall three will wear a leather bodice, stilettos and mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again..... The engaged girlfriend said: 'The other night, when my boyfriend cameback home, he found me in the leather bodice, 4" stilettos and mask. He said, 'You are the woman of my life, I love you..then we made loveall night long.' The mistress stated: 'Oh Yes! The other night we met in his office. Iwas wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and araincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just hadwild sex all night.' The married one then said: 'The other night I sent the kids to stay atmy mother's for the night, I got myself ready, leather bodice, superstilettos and mask over my eyes. My husband came in from work, fell inhis mangy Lazyboy, grabbed the TV control and a beer, and said, 'HeyBatman, what's for dinner?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
small h Posted September 16, 2011 Share Which was a repost so sorry.... fat cat / skinny cat one..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubba Posted September 16, 2011 Share Boy Genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iain Olivier Posted September 16, 2011 Share second place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTRacing Posted September 16, 2011 Share Or the KTM Crossbow... Edited September 16, 2011 by GTRacing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted September 16, 2011 Share Or the KTM Crossbow...Nah. Underpowered and overpriced compared to it's competitors. Looks good, yes. But I'd rather have the Atom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou Zealand Posted September 17, 2011 Share Who said the Staes were insular... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GTRacing Posted September 19, 2011 Share cheap bike... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT1 Posted September 19, 2011 Share cheap bike... looks like something holyweedbonganimod would ride... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumbleweed Posted September 19, 2011 Share looks like something holyweedbonganimod would ride... That's if he actually rode a bike… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT1 Posted September 19, 2011 Share That's if he actually rode a bike… Are you like me now? Just here for sh1ts and giggles but don't actually ride bicycles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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