small h Posted September 22, 2011 Posted September 22, 2011 I Found this little gem in a boekie about the Karoo that was lying around at the office
Iain Olivier Posted September 22, 2011 Posted September 22, 2011 (edited) hmmmm.... Edited September 22, 2011 by smuj
Iron Posted September 22, 2011 Posted September 22, 2011 Kevin Rudd, Prime Minister of Australia, is awoken at 4am by the telephone. ”Kevin, it’s the health Minister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergency!!! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Sydney has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire Australian supply of condoms will be gone by the end of the week!” PM: “****!!! - the economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies - we'll be ruined!!” Health Minister: “We're going to have to ship some in from....Britain?” PM: “No chance!! The Poms will have a field day on this one!!” Health Minister: “What about South Africa?” PM: “I'll call SA - tell them we need ten million condoms; ten inches long and eight inches thick!! That way they'll continue to respect the wallabies!” Three days later a delighted Kevin rushes out to open the boxes.He finds ten million condoms, 10 inches long, 8 inches thick, all coloured green and gold with small writing on each one... MADE IN South Africa - SIZE: Small
Tiny K Posted September 22, 2011 Posted September 22, 2011 wtf? Looks like a photo you would get at burning man
forkie Posted September 22, 2011 Posted September 22, 2011 Check out that awesome barrel! The poor photographer ,in a split second, had to decide: Do I get the wave or the second girl's arse into my pic. Personally I would have made a different decision.
Tiny K Posted September 22, 2011 Posted September 22, 2011 Road tested for 2500 km, scratches on the frame. none that would compromise the structural integrity of the frame. Why the hell would you road test a bike for 2500Km! 100Km should be enough of a test I reckon.....donner!
Grebel Posted September 22, 2011 Posted September 22, 2011 I watched a mates Blu-ray disc of them recently and was well impressed. He went to the Vegas concert and said it was Awesome!!
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now