RossW Posted October 6, 2011 Posted October 6, 2011 (edited) .The longer you watch it, the better it gets. Edited October 6, 2011 by Tavis82
Iain Olivier Posted October 6, 2011 Posted October 6, 2011 MJ would love it.So so good for overtaking...
Grebel Posted October 6, 2011 Posted October 6, 2011 http://www.motards-toulousains.com/mt_gallery_albums/album_28642/pa020835.jpg Took a wrong turn? Maybe outbraked himself...
Sammajoor Posted October 6, 2011 Posted October 6, 2011 Guy enters a pub and asks for their hottest curry. The waitress says: "The guy next to you got the last bowl." He sees that the guy just sits there, the curry bowl is still full. He asks the guy: "Are you going to eat that?" The guy says: "No. Help yourself." So he starts to eat it. When he got about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead rat in it and he pukes all the curry back into the bowl. The other guy turns to him and says: "That's about as far as I got too
Sammajoor Posted October 6, 2011 Posted October 6, 2011  In life, never look down on anybody, unless u r getting a lovely view of the Cleavage ... ***************************************** Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity don't screw the opportunity ... ***************************************** Define contraceptive pill?It's the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid Pregnancy ... ***************************************** What is d similarity between doing sex & doing surgery?Skill is more important than the instrument ... ***************************************** What is the definition of a Lesbian?Yet another Damn Woman trying to do a Man's job ...***************************************** On a NUDE beach a man shakes hand with a lady & says: Pleased to meet U!Lady: Yeah, I can SEE that ... ***************************************** Today's generation: 6 year boy to 4 year boy: Dude, I found a Condom in the balcony.4 year boy: What's a balcony ? ***************************************** What advice does the doctor give to sick prostitutes?Stay out of BED for two days ...
AndreZA Posted October 6, 2011 Posted October 6, 2011 If the launch of the new phone really matters to you, you're 45% more likely to die alone and confused, in clothes covered in sauce stains.
Kranswurm Posted October 6, 2011 Posted October 6, 2011 Nintendo  My daughters boyfriend almost brought the roof down going up to smash the volleyball
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