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I got one - Colonel Bogey - only because I used to be able to play it on a trumpet ;)

 

I also know the words:

 

Hitler, has only got one ball,

The other, is on the lavatry wall,

His mother, the dirty bugger,

Cut it off when he was small...

 

The version I know goes:

..and Herman Goering's

got no balls

at all.

Posted

 

I got one - Colonel Bogey - only because I used to be able to play it on a trumpet ;)

 

I also know the words:

 

Hitler, has only got one ball,

The other, is on the lavatry wall,

His mother, the dirty bugger,

Cut it off when he was small...

 

The version I know goes:

..and Herman Goering's

got no balls

at all.

 

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Posted

 

I got one - Colonel Bogey - only because I used to be able to play it on a trumpet ;)

 

I also know the words:

 

Hitler, has only got one ball,

The other, is on the lavatry wall,

His mother, the dirty bugger,

Cut it off when he was small...

 

The version I know goes:

..and Herman Goering's

got no balls

at all.

 

I love Wikipedia:

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler_Has_Only_Got_One_Ball

 

We're both right ;)

 

Version 1
 
Hitler has only got one ball
Göring has two but very small
Himmler is rather sim'lar
But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all
 
Version 2
 
Hitler has only got one ball
The other is in the Albert Hall
His mother, the dirty bugger
Cut it off when he was small

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