I have an idea for a new thread...

[Strawberry Mama]

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing,

chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly

Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she

ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

 

 

Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over.............women like that are hard to find

[TNT1]

Honestly "Bob" is that profile picture really necessary?

 

This site has some fortune 500 companies sponsoring it- and then there's you. Just saying.

[Cav']

The next Cavendish

[krl747]

The next Cavendish

 

Can't be, he is already taller!

[Cav']

Can't be, he is already taller!

haha

[TNT1]

• Michael Jackson alive: "Ew that ******* pedophile what a horrible person"
  
• Michael Jackson dead: "LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP HE WILL BE MISSED WE LOVE YOU MJ"
  
• Amy Winehouse alive: "That slutty heroin addict needs to just drop dead already"
  
• Amy Winehouse dead: "Ugh she was such a great talent, taken so young. Rest in peace, Amy ♥"
  
• Whitney Houston alive: "Stupid crackwhore. What a ******* moron."
  
• Whitney Houston dead: "I am in tears, she was taken so soon. Her voice will live on. She was so wonderful and talented."
  

[MTB_Roadie]

• Michael Jackson alive: "Ew that ******* pedophile what a horrible person"
  
• Michael Jackson dead: "LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP HE WILL BE MISSED WE LOVE YOU MJ"
  
• Amy Winehouse alive: "That slutty heroin addict needs to just drop dead already"
  
• Amy Winehouse dead: "Ugh she was such a great talent, taken so young. Rest in peace, Amy ♥"
  
• Whitney Houston alive: "Stupid crackwhore. What a ******* moron."
  
• Whitney Houston dead: "I am in tears, she was taken so soon. Her voice will live on. She was so wonderful and talented."
  

 

So true

[TNT1]

http://assets0.ordienetworks.com/images/GifGuide/michael_scott/Michael-What-the-office-10400786-400-226.gif

i need someone who’s good at coding to write me a ‘go to bed’ script

 

i’m thinking basic javascript?

but i was also thinking actionscript…. C++ could work, too

i just need the damn script…

[TNT1]

So true

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz9jg4EJ9v1qzlfumo1_400.png

[Sammajoor]

Koos sien 'n advertensie in die Landbouweekblad waar 'n boer tenders inwag vir iemand om die luiperds op sy plaas te vang en na 'n wildreservaat te verskuif. Hy besluit om te tender, en omdat hy toe verreweg die goedkoopste is, kry hy die job.

 

Die volgende dag daag hy by die plaas op met 'n bakkie, 'n foxterriër, ou Jonas, 'n spul streepsakke en 'n .22 geweer. Die boer lyk maar skepties, maar aan die einde van die dag lê daar 12 luiperds in streepsakke, reg om vervoer te word.

 

Die boer is beïndruk en vra of hy die volgende dag kan saamry om te kyk hoe Koos dit doen. Dit werk toe so:

sodra hulle 'n luiperd sien, jaag hulle hom in die naaste boom op met die bakkie. Koos klim agterna, en soos die luiperd grom en na hom klap, grom en klap Koos terug totdat hy die luiperd op die dun takke vasgekeer het. Wanneer die tak dan padgee en die luiperd grond toe val, gryp die foksterriër hom aan die knaters en hou vir al wat hy werd is terwyl Jonas hom in die streepsak toebind.

 

"Maar waarvoor is die .22 dan?" wil die boer weet.

 

"Jong," sê Koos, "so met die heen-en-weer geklappery kan dit dalk gebeur dat EK uit die boom val. En dan moet Jonas die .22 gebruik om die foksterriër te skiet..."

[Cav']

Where there's a will there's a way!

[Sammajoor]

Where there's a will there's a way!

 

Looks like Lance...

[Cav']

Looks like Lance...

It does hey, his stompie looks carbon too

[Tumbleweed]

[The Drongo]

 

Dude.

 

Really, this kind of thing DOES NOT help a guy like me!

[Eldron]

Dude.

 

Really, this kind of thing DOES NOT help a guy like me!

 

You're ghey?