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But surely once the gravel settles the straps will become lose.

 

No Dude , there is always a force pushing the side doors out , the more the sand settles the more it will want to bend the doors open , the simple solution is fit more hinges , then you wont need straps.

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SIGNS THAT MAY LEAD TO MISUNDERSTANDING. OR, MAY NOT!

 

In a restroom:

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

 

In a Laundromat:

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

 

In a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

 

In an office:

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

 

In another office:

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

 

Outside a secondhand shop:

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

 

Notice in health food shop window:

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

 

Spotted in a safari park:

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR (WHO?)

 

Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

 

Notice in a farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

 

Message on a leaflet:

IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

 

On a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

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Something to consider taking up in our spare time, off the bike...

as a archer myself, this picture was very dear to me... untill i saw that gravity is taking hold of that left, false eye lash.

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Now that would be a pic.

 

 

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/274790_100002500348874_7794317_n.jpg

 

Looks too young to be his Aunt.....

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

 

He may as well have said "if it looks like a pigeon and it coo'ed like a pigeon...' because associations for duck go along the lines of lame duck and sitting duck, all are victim-type descriptions, definately not dangerous nuclear duck! Why not use something fearsome in true crowd pleasing rhetoric style, instead of just a duck.

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