Slowbee Posted March 7, 2012 Share Who says computers wont control the world one day...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sUeGC-8dyk http://www.cbsnews.c...nd-theme-music/ now that is awesomeness at its best .... bugger all the other nonsense on this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
small h Posted March 8, 2012 Share The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie walked to the podium. "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him," she said. "Tom was unable to hold me or the children, and every move caused him terrible pain," she went on. "The doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place. Thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely." The pastor rose and asked if anyone else had something to say. A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Tom Smith. I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyatt Earp Posted March 8, 2012 Share The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie walked to the podium. "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him," she said. "Tom was unable to hold me or the children, and every move caused him terrible pain," she went on. "The doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place. Thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely." The pastor rose and asked if anyone else had something to say. A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Tom Smith. I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."The sternum/scrotum conundrum is almost as funny as a pulpit being called a podium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammajoor Posted March 8, 2012 Share Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street."Hey, Antonio," said Luigi, "where-a you-a been for-a da past-a two weeks? No-a one-a seen-a you around." "Don'na talka to me, Luigi," replied Antonio. "I been-a inna da jail." "Jail!" exclaimed Luigi. "What for you been-a in jail?" "Wella, Luigi," Antonio said, "I was lying onna da beach, anna da cops come, arresta me and atrow me inna jail!" "But dey donna trow you in jail-a just for lying onna da beach!" Luigi countered."Yeah, but dissa beach was a screamin' and a kickin' and a yellin'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
small h Posted March 8, 2012 Share randomness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Drongo Posted March 8, 2012 Share Two Italians, ... Crack another can there Charlie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MariusC Posted March 8, 2012 Share randomness wow that is actually quite interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumbleweed Posted March 8, 2012 Share krl747 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minion Posted March 8, 2012 Share I think you should change your username. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tumbleweed Posted March 8, 2012 Share I think you should change your username. That definitely made me want to…Tumbleweed is a natural blond. Promise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patches Posted March 8, 2012 Share When you see it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forkie Posted March 8, 2012 Share When you see it... That just gave me the shivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DMD 1 Posted March 8, 2012 Share That just gave me the shivers. Ok its supposed to be a big great white, but I can not see it. Were it the outline / shadow etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stretch Posted March 8, 2012 Share Ok its supposed to be a big great white, but I can not see it. Were it the outline / shadow etc.im guessing its the blur close to the board - but also no definitive for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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