Slowbee Posted March 7, 2012 Posted March 7, 2012 Who says computers wont control the world one day...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sUeGC-8dyk http://www.cbsnews.c...nd-theme-music/ now that is awesomeness at its best .... bugger all the other nonsense on this thread
small h Posted March 8, 2012 Posted March 8, 2012 The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie walked to the podium. "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him," she said. "Tom was unable to hold me or the children, and every move caused him terrible pain," she went on. "The doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place. Thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely." The pastor rose and asked if anyone else had something to say. A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Tom Smith. I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."
Wyatt Earp Posted March 8, 2012 Posted March 8, 2012 The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie walked to the podium. "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him," she said. "Tom was unable to hold me or the children, and every move caused him terrible pain," she went on. "The doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Tom's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place. Thank the Lord, Tom is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely." The pastor rose and asked if anyone else had something to say. A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Tom Smith. I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."The sternum/scrotum conundrum is almost as funny as a pulpit being called a podium.
Sammajoor Posted March 8, 2012 Posted March 8, 2012 Two Italians, Luigi and Antonio, met on the street."Hey, Antonio," said Luigi, "where-a you-a been for-a da past-a two weeks? No-a one-a seen-a you around." "Don'na talka to me, Luigi," replied Antonio. "I been-a inna da jail." "Jail!" exclaimed Luigi. "What for you been-a in jail?" "Wella, Luigi," Antonio said, "I was lying onna da beach, anna da cops come, arresta me and atrow me inna jail!" "But dey donna trow you in jail-a just for lying onna da beach!" Luigi countered."Yeah, but dissa beach was a screamin' and a kickin' and a yellin'."
The Drongo Posted March 8, 2012 Posted March 8, 2012 Two Italians, ... Crack another can there Charlie!
Tumbleweed Posted March 8, 2012 Posted March 8, 2012 I think you should change your username. That definitely made me want to…Tumbleweed is a natural blond. Promise.
DMD 1 Posted March 8, 2012 Posted March 8, 2012 That just gave me the shivers. Ok its supposed to be a big great white, but I can not see it. Were it the outline / shadow etc.
Stretch Posted March 8, 2012 Posted March 8, 2012 Ok its supposed to be a big great white, but I can not see it. Were it the outline / shadow etc.im guessing its the blur close to the board - but also no definitive for me
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now