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How am I supposed to soar like an eagle when I'm surrounded by turkeys?

By stepping on the backs of the weasels....

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The Hub is a wise old idea-box of cycling tips.

The Hub is a smart-assed know-it-all opinion poll.

The Hub is whacky, funny, cheeky and a good ol' distraction from the news, weather and sports updates.

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By stepping on the backs of the weasels....

hey, eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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Here are some pics of my bikes - am I a real rider?

you might be. hard to properly tell from these pictures though. i'd need a closer look.

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it is tricky, and it takes a bit of a trained eye to spot it.

Clearly, in the meantime I will just stick to my poofter broek and bum cream.

 

I suppose the ultimate is to really, properly ride a trail, do the trees part like the red sea when you do this? Ag nevermind

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How am I supposed to soar like an eagle when I'm surrounded by turkeys?

You should maybe attach some rocket launchers on your bars for those peeps slowing you down in rocky sections and forcing you to unclip every 5 meters.

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Here are some pics of my bikes - am I a real rider?

 

Is it NOT about the bike?

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You should maybe attach some rocket launchers on your bars for those peeps slowing you down in rocky sections and forcing you to unclip every 5 meters.

 

Bastard! I nearly beavered his wheel and ate rocks when he braked unexpectedly!

 

Maybe a can or 5 of beans will do the trick.

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The Hub is a wise old idea-box of cycling tips.

The Hub is a smart-assed know-it-all opinion poll.

The Hub is whacky, funny, cheeky and a good ol' distraction from the news, weather and sports updates.

 

the Hub is also full of closet racists and outed racists

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You should maybe attach some rocket launchers on your bars for those peeps slowing you down in rocky sections and forcing you to unclip every 5 meters.

or you can just scream and order them to stay left rather ;)

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Bastard! I nearly beavered his wheel and ate rocks when he braked unexpectedly!

 

Maybe a can or 5 of beans will do the trick.

Boet you nearly landed on your backside at one stage.

 

Uhm, not so sure about those beans. Will have to avoid the races that you partake (sic?) in.

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or you can just scream and order them to stay left rather ;)

Hmpf. Everybody hears. No one listens.

 

I should be like MOSES:

Split them down the middle and then pass.

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