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I have used Englutarade during my last few races endurance races (RAC Tough one 32km run, 94.7, Joburg city tri, Ironman 70.3, Prestiage ultra triathlon) and it gives unbelievable energy & strenghts. And it tastes great!I have done a PB in every race i have used englutarade!

 

In the past i have tried plenty of products - 32GI, Hammer, USN, Cytomax. But nothing compares to this. It has carbs, protein to help you recover and everything else a energy drink requires & more.

 

I recommend it to all endurance althletes!! Try it & you wont go back to anything else.

Check out the page on facebook or website.

 

Happy racing!

Posted

What is your relationship to this product that you decided to punt so vehemently(yeah, I chose that deliberately) on your first post?

 

Tell us more about the carbs (and ratio of different sugars) as well as the quantity of protein per 'serving'

Eagerly awaiting the numbers ;)

 

Or are you just another spammer?

Posted

I have no relationship to this product.. just glad to have finally found a product that works!

 

Ps; there in no need to be such a sceptic & throw big words around.. give the stuff a bash & then let me know!

You used the word 'BEST' in the title. That is impossible, because you can't measure it.

 

So ja, come out here all guns blaring like you're the oracle of endurance and expect all to bow down and go out and buy it? Sounds like you've done a pb for every races since you started taking this stuff. Maybe you're in the shape of your life. Maybe you started wearing a powerbalance bracelet.

Posted

Just something about this thread made me post this....

  1. Dear David
     
    This is a friendly reminder to let you know your gym membership expired last
    week. Your membership is important to us and we would like to take this
    opportunity to show our appreciation by offering you a 20% discount on your
    membership renewal. We look forward to seeing you again soon.
     
    All the best, Jeff Peters
     
     
    From: David Thorne
    Date: Wednesday 8 April 2009 1.37pm
    To: Jeff Peters
    Subject: Re: Membership Renewal
     
    Dear Jeff,
     
    Thank you for your friendly reminder and the kind offer to reduce my
    membership by twenty percent. I own a calculator but I could not work out
    how to do percentages on it so have estimated that I save around $372.10
    off the normal price of $420.00 - Please confirm that this is correct and
    I will renew my membership immediately. Also, do I get a Fitness First sports
    bag with towel and drinking bottle included in the price? I own my own
    legwarmers and headband.
     
    Regards, David.
     
     
     
    From: Jeff Peters
    Date: Thursday 9 April 2009 10.01am
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
     
    Hello David
     
    How did you come to that amount? Our half year membership fees are
    actually $460 but with the 20% discount as an existing member your renewing
    membership fee would be only $368 for the six months saving you almost
    $100 off the normal price. We are not Fitness First so do not have those
    bags.
     
    Cheers, Jeff
     
     
    From: David Thorne
    Date: Thursday 9 April 2009 10.18am
    To: Jeff Peters
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
     
    Dear Jeff
     
    Do I get free shipping with that?
     
    Regards, David.
     
     
     
    From: Jeff Peters
    Date: Thursday 9 April 2009 12.48pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
     
    Free shipping with what? The $368 covers your membership fees for six
    months.
     
     
    From: David Thorne
    Date: Thursday 9 April 2009 2.26pm
    To: Jeff Peters
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
     
    Dear Jeff
     
    By the power of Greyskull that is a lot of money but I admit to being in
    desperate need of increasing my body strength. My ten year old child often
    turns the taps off in the bathroom very tightly and I have to go several
    days without washing. I feel bad constantly having to ask the lady from next
    door to come over and loosen them for me, what with her arthritis and
    limited wheelchair access to my apartment. To be honest, I originally
    joined your gym with full intentions of attending every few days but
    after waiting in vain for someone to offer me steroids, I began to suspect this was
    not going to happen and the realisation that I may have to exercise
    instead was, quite frankly, horrifying. My aversion to work, along with the fact
    one of your employees, Justin, was rather rude, telling me to 'lift this',
    ''push that' dulled my initial enthusiasm of becoming muscular and I stopped
    attending.
     
    Regards, David.
     
     
     
    From: Jeff Peters
    Date: Friday 10 April 2009 9.17am
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
     
    Hello David
     
    Not sure how to take your email, nobody here would offer you steroids,
    it is illegal and none of our staff would do this. Justin is one of our most
    experienced trainers and if you found him rude while he was trying to
    be helpful and just doing his job then there are plenty of other gyms you
    could look at joining instead.
     
    Cheers, Jeff
     
     
    From: David Thorne
    Date: Friday 10 April 2009 10.02am
    To: Jeff Peters
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
     
    Dear Jeff
     
    Yes, I have noticed that there are many gyms in my area. I assume the
    low qualification requirements of fitness trainers means that there is an
    over supply of these buffed but essentially otherwise purposeless
    professionals.
    I knew a guy in high school who couldn't talk very well and collected
    sticks, he used to call the teacher 'mum' and during recess we would
    give him money to dance. Then sell him sticks to get our money back. He
    went on to become a fitness instructor so I view gyms as kind of like those
    factories that provide a community service by employing people to lick
     
    stamps and pack boxes. Except with more Spandex obviously.
     
    Regards, David.
     
     
     
    From: Jeff Peters
    Date: Friday 10 April 2009 10.32am
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
     
    Go f*ck yourself.
     
     
     
    From: David Thorne
    Date: Friday 10 April 2009 11.38am
    To: Jeff Peters
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal Due
     
    Dear Jeff
     
    I was, at first, quite surprised at your response; one minute you are
    inviting me to renew my membership and asking me for money, the next
    insulting me. After doing a little research however, I have learnt that
    mood swings are an expected side effect of steroid abuse. As another side
    effect is a reduction in the size of your p#$%, this gives you understandable
    cause to be an angry person. I have also learnt that Spandex contains
    carcinogenic properties so this does not bode well for yourself and your shiny
    friends.
    If I woke up one morning and my p#$% was a quarter of the size I would probably
    take my anger out on those around me as well. There are probably
    support groups or websites that could help you manage your problem
    more effectively and picture based books available on the subject for
    people with limited reading skills. When I am angry I like to Listen to music by
    Linkin Park. The added angst and desire to cut myself works similarly to the
    way firefighters fight forest fires by burning off sections, effectively
    canceling each other out and I find myself at peace. I understand that
    you guys usually listen to Pet Shop Boys or Frankie Goes to Hollywood so
    this may be worth a try.
     
    Regards, David.
     
     
     
    From: Jeff Peters
    Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.04pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership Renewal
    Due
     
    DO NOT EMAIL ME AGAIN
     
     
     
    From: David Thorne
    Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.15pm
    To: Jeff Peters
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership
    Renewal Due
     
    Ok.
     
     
     
    From: Jeff Peters
    Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.25pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership
    Renewal
    Due
     
    Is that you being a smartarse or agreeing not to email me again?
     
     
     
    From: David Thorne
    Date: Friday 10 April 2009 1.32pm
    To: Jeff Peters
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Membership
    Renewal Due
     
    The middle one.

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Posted

You used the word 'BEST' in the title. That is impossible, because you can't measure it.

 

So ja, come out here all guns blaring like you're the oracle of endurance and expect all to bow down and go out and buy it? Sounds like you've done a pb for every races since you started taking this stuff. Maybe you're in the shape of your life. Maybe you started wearing a powerbalance bracelet.

 

No of course i dont expect everyone to run out & buy it!! And why would i think i am an oracle. I am simply offering my opinion... use it dont use it! Clearly you have some chip on your shoulder perhaps get dominated by ur wife or something... but anyway!

 

All im saying is that its a great product.. the best that i have tried and that if ppl are looking for something new.. this is great option.

Posted

I have no relationship to this product.. just glad to have finally found a product that works!

 

For more info check out there website or related articles!

 

http://www.betancour...nglutarade.html

 

http://www.muscleand...nglutarade.html

 

Ps; there in no need to be such a sceptic & throw big words around.. give the stuff a bash & then let me know!

Does it taste better than peanut butter and syrup sarmies? How much more punch does it pack than a packet of sarmies?

Posted

No of course i dont expect everyone to run out & buy it!! And why would i think i am an oracle. I am simply offering my opinion... use it dont use it! Clearly you have some chip on your shoulder perhaps get dominated by ur wife or something... but anyway!

 

All im saying is that its a great product.. the best that i have tried and that if ppl are looking for something new.. this is great option.

 

that must be the chirp of the day :whistling:

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