Had to klap a okie today.

[Pieter1]

 

 

so you spin your "escort" (read paid date) on the dance floor and wave?

Ek spin haar so dat haar spaar wiel draai pappie!!

[Wyatt Earp]

Ek spin haar so dat haar spaar wiel draai pappie!!

 

I upgraded the brieke on my Big6.

Brembo's, they are so kragtig.

I had to do an emergency stop the other day as I saw a tjerrie with lekker groot tiette.

One two nosedive and the tissue d@@s flew right through the windscreen .

Edited September 16, 2013 by Wyatt Earp

[Hairy]

Ek spin haar so dat haar spaar wiel draai pappie!!

So you are saying she has a boep (spaar wiel = spare wheel = boep) and you spun her so hard that the boep kept turning and her father too ... this Afrikaans JHB lingo can be confusing

[Vetseun]

Ek spin a tjerrie lat die snot spat pappie.

[Jacques999]

Ek sal my wasgoed spin

[Hairy]

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[Pieter1]

So you are saying she has a boep (spaar wiel = spare wheel = boep) and you spun her so hard that the boep kept turning and her father too ... this Afrikaans JHB lingo can be confusing

[intro]

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.

It is so big. [scoff] She looks like,

one of those rap guys' girlfriends.

But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*

They only talk to her, because,

she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?

I mean, her butt, is just so big.

I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,

out there, I mean - gross. Look!

She's just so ... black!

 

[sir Mix-a-Lot]

I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough

'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh baby, I wanna get with you

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But that butt you got makes me so horny

Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin

You say you wanna get in my Benz?

Well, use me, use me

'Cause you ain't that average groupie

I've seen them dancin'

To hell with romancin'

She's sweat, wet,

Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines

Sayin' flat butts are the thing

Take the average black man and ask him that

She gotta pack much back

So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)

Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)

Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)

Shake that healthy butt!

Baby got back!

 

(LA face with Oakland booty)

Baby got back!

 

[sir Mix-a-Lot]

I like 'em round, and big

And when I'm throwin' a gig

I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal

Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home

And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh

I ain't talkin' bout Playboy

'Cause silicone parts are made for toys

I want 'em real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

Mix-a-Lot's in trouble

Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

So I'm lookin' at rock videos

Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes

You can have them bimbos

I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya

I won't cuss or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******

Till the break of dawn

Baby got it goin' on

A lot of simps won't like this song

'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it

And I'd rather stay and play

'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong

And I'm down to get the friction on

So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}

If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}

Then turn around! Stick it out!

Even white boys got to shout

Baby got back!

 

Baby got back!

Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'

to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

 

[sir Mix-a-Lot]

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

My anaconda don't want none

Unless you've got buns, hun

You can do side bends or sit-ups,

But please don't lose that butt

Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role

And tell you that the butt ain't gold

So they toss it and leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So Cosmo says you're fat

Well I ain't down with that!

'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'

And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'

To the beanpole dames in the magazines:

You ain't it, Miss Thing!

Give me a sister, I can't resist her

Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Some knucklehead tried to dis

'Cause his girls are on my list

He had game but he chose to hit 'em

And I pull up quick to get wit 'em

So ladies, if the butt is round,

And you want a triple X throw down,

Dial 1-900-MIXALOT

And kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got back!

 

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]

 

Vestaan jy?

[GLuvsMtb]

A while ago I had the unfortunate displeasure to be in Hippo's Pub in Brakpan. There I was minding my own business when a Brakpan spanner almost pulls me off my bar stool and asks " Are you checking my cherrie out!" Bemused I said that I have no idea what he was talking about. He then again asked me "Are you checking my cherrie out!?" I say: "No!" and he replies "Why are you not checking her out. Is she not pretty enough for you, hey?!"

[Pieter1]

A while ago I had the unfortunate displeasure to be in Hippo's Pub in Brakpan. There I was minding my own business when a Brakpan spanner almost pulls me off my bar stool and asks " Are you checking my cherrie out!" Bemused I said that I have no idea what he was talking about. He then again asked me "Are you checking my cherrie out!?" I say: "No!" and he replies "Why are you not checking her out. Is she not pretty enough for you, hey?!"

Hahahaha! I've had a similar experiance except I was cocky and got BLIKSEMED!! Luckely the barman was on my side and he gave me a keg.

[Hairy]

[intro]

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.

It is so big. [scoff] She looks like,

one of those rap guys' girlfriends.

But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*

They only talk to her, because,

she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?

I mean, her butt, is just so big.

I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,

out there, I mean - gross. Look!

She's just so ... black!

 

[sir Mix-a-Lot]

I like big butts and I can not lie

You other brothers can't deny

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist

And a round thing in your face

You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough

'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed

Deep in the jeans she's wearing

I'm hooked and I can't stop staring

Oh baby, I wanna get with you

And take your picture

My homeboys tried to warn me

But that butt you got makes me so horny

Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin

You say you wanna get in my Benz?

Well, use me, use me

'Cause you ain't that average groupie

I've seen them dancin'

To hell with romancin'

She's sweat, wet,

Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette

I'm tired of magazines

Sayin' flat butts are the thing

Take the average black man and ask him that

She gotta pack much back

So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)

Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)

Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)

Shake that healthy butt!

Baby got back!

 

(LA face with Oakland booty)

Baby got back!

 

[sir Mix-a-Lot]

I like 'em round, and big

And when I'm throwin' a gig

I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal

Now here's my scandal

I wanna get you home

And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh

I ain't talkin' bout Playboy

'Cause silicone parts are made for toys

I want 'em real thick and juicy

So find that juicy double

Mix-a-Lot's in trouble

Beggin' for a piece of that bubble

So I'm lookin' at rock videos

Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes

You can have them bimbos

I'll keep my women like Flo Jo

A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya

I won't cuss or hit ya

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna ******

Till the break of dawn

Baby got it goin' on

A lot of simps won't like this song

'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it

And I'd rather stay and play

'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong

And I'm down to get the friction on

So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}

If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}

Then turn around! Stick it out!

Even white boys got to shout

Baby got back!

 

Baby got back!

Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'

to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

 

[sir Mix-a-Lot]

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda

But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda

My anaconda don't want none

Unless you've got buns, hun

You can do side bends or sit-ups,

But please don't lose that butt

Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role

And tell you that the butt ain't gold

So they toss it and leave it

And I pull up quick to retrieve it

So Cosmo says you're fat

Well I ain't down with that!

'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'

And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'

To the beanpole dames in the magazines:

You ain't it, Miss Thing!

Give me a sister, I can't resist her

Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Some knucklehead tried to dis

'Cause his girls are on my list

He had game but he chose to hit 'em

And I pull up quick to get wit 'em

So ladies, if the butt is round,

And you want a triple X throw down,

Dial 1-900-MIXALOT

And kick them nasty thoughts

Baby got back!

 

(Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]

 

Vestaan jy?

Sorry ... I could not read all those terrible lyrics

[Hairy]

A while ago I had the unfortunate displeasure to be in Hippo's Pub in Brakpan. There I was minding my own business when a Brakpan spanner almost pulls me off my bar stool and asks " Are you checking my cherrie out!" Bemused I said that I have no idea what he was talking about. He then again asked me "Are you checking my cherrie out!?" I say: "No!" and he replies "Why are you not checking her out. Is she not pretty enough for you, hey?!"

It is like saying "Hey what you looking at" ... person either says something in return that starts a fight or replies "nothing" causing the instigator to reply ... "Oh, you calling me nothing" ... in sort the discussion is deemed to fail.

[Vetseun]

If someone has targeted you for a fight. Do what you want, he is going to try. Best then is to open up a can of whoop ass on him before he can moer you. Problem is, us cyclists arent the biggest okes on earth.

[MeridaHFS]

....

[DIPSLICK]

If someone has targeted you for a fight. Do what you want, he is going to try. Best then is to open up a can of whoop ass on him before he can moer you. Problem is, us cyclists arent the biggest okes on earth.

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF

[Vetseun]

 

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF

More info Dips

[rouxtjie]

If someone has targeted you for a fight. Do what you want, he is going to try. Best then is to open up a can of whoop ass on him before he can moer you. Problem is, us cyclists arent the biggest okes on earth.

Agree, there is a point of no return in an argument any swinging apples are immanent, Strike here first, starting from the top

 

Eyes

Ears

Nose

Throat

Solar plexus

Groin

Knees