Pedal/peddle.

[jaxtun]

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I will post a pic in case I spell roumans wrong.

you can even be a roman i will still like you!!

[forkie]

Can we be friends if I promise never to swim and deface another ocean again

I thought you just peed in the ocean. Not defacate

[Big H*]

 

 

Daai tannie maak my helemalbosbefok.

 

Gelukkig doen my Tannie dit vir my.... En een Tannie is genoeg.

[Blokman]

Sorry Wyatt,

 

We screwed up your perfectly good thread.

 

Don't send the Posse after us:

 

 

Ok, shutting up...

The Lone Ranger is captured by some Indians.

"Before you die ,one last wish ", says the chief.

Lone Ranger whistles ,Tonto comes trotting along. He whispers something into the horse's ear.

Tonto gallops off ,comes back an hour later with a sexy barmaid on his back.

"What a brave man you are Lone Ranger . A woman. In the face of death?"

"Uhm Chief.... do you mind if I have another word with my horse please?"

"You bloody fool I told you to fetch a POSSE!"

[No Hare]

Peddle Peddling

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cd/Peddler,%E8%A1%8C%E5%95%86%E4%BA%BA%E3%80%81PB300529.JPG

 

Pedal Posing

 

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[DirtyFrank]

The Lone Ranger is captured by some Indians.

"Before you die ,one last wish ", says the chief.

Lone Ranger whistles ,Tonto comes trotting along. He whispers something into the horse's ear.

Tonto gallops off ,comes back an hour later with a sexy barmaid on his back.

"What a brave man you are Lone Ranger . A woman. In the face of death?"

"Uhm Chief.... do you mind if I have another word with my horse please?"

"You bloody fool I told you to fetch a POSSE!"

 

Horse was called Silver, Indian(native american) was called Tonto. That reminds me of another Lone Ranger joke.

 

Lone Ranger stops to have a slash somewhere far out on the prairie, rattlesnake bites him on the end of his john thomas, he drops tro the ground in pain and knows his days are numbered if he doesn`t get some medical advise. He calls his trusty sidekick Tonto over and in excrutiating pain tells him to ride to the nearest town and get an antidote from the doc. Tonto is off in a gallop and eventually rides into town to get the docs advise " you have hurry back to make a small cut on the bite and suck the poison out" the doc says " or else the Lone Ranger will surely die!"

Tonto gallops off and gets back to the Lone Ranger just in the nick of time as the poor man is slipping away by the minute....." Tonto, Tonto he cries,.... I am so glad to see you,..... what did the doc say?"................Tonto leans over and whispers in his ear " Doc says you gonna die....!"

[Blokman]

Horse was called Silver, Indian(native american) was called Tonto. That reminds me of another Lone Ranger joke.

 

Eish. Yes Thanks

[MTBc]

I am no grammar nazi, any of us can have an off day, typo's are inevitable for the amount of typing we do at times, autocorrect is the nasty daughter of Jason Voorhees, but what I don't get.

 

Peddle a bicycle, sure sell it if you so please.

Peddling a bicycle, sure sell it, don't hold back.

 

I heard you peddle pedals.

[Guest Hollow Man]

I heard you peddle pedals.

 

It's true I tell You.

 

Also heard he's rather cranky.....

 

[NotSoBigBen]

It's true I tell You.

 

Also heard he's rather cranky.....

 

 

Only when he's been drinking .......

[Guest Latent Blue]

 

I heard you peddle pedals.

 

One can also pettle your pet with a petal... though that sh*t should be frowned upon

[Frankenberg]

Chainrings. Blades.

How much does it weigh? How much does it weight?

Tubeless. Tubless.

Trail. Trial.

 

Is it really worth fighting the less literate about this?

Edited November 3, 2013 by Frankenberg

[Frankenberg]

I am no grammar nazi, any of us can have an off day, typo's are inevitable for the amount of typing we do at times, autocorrect is the nasty daughter of Jason Voorhees, but what I don't get.

 

Peddle a bicycle, sure sell it if you so please.

Peddling a bicycle, sure sell it, don't hold back.

 

Typos is plural. Typo's is possessive. The typo is not owning anything.

 

Fail.

[Wyatt Earp]

I feel miserable .

Sorry for failing you Frankie, I am going to commit sewer side now.

[Frankenberg]

WAHAHAHAHAHA

[arendoog]

I feel miserable .

Sorry for failing you Frankie, I am going to commit sewer side now.

Morning dangle! This was typed very early for a sunday ! Are you ok!