Wayne Potgieter Posted June 4, 2014 Posted June 4, 2014 As a landrover owner let me tell you that none of those jokes apply anymore. HOWEVER one new landrover joke is true. It goes like this..... "depreciation" Move along.
DIPSLICK Posted June 4, 2014 Author Posted June 4, 2014 As a landrover owner let me tell you that none of those jokes apply anymore. HOWEVER one new landrover joke is true. It goes like this..... "depreciation" Move along. DEPRECIATION IS WHAT HAPPENS TO ALL BRANDS (except collectables) i think there needs to be a new word created for what happens to landrovers
Wannabe Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 How do you get a "draadkar" to leak oil?You put a LandRover badge on it. DIPSLICK, Wyatt Earp and TALUS 3
Vangar Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 Land Rovers are just like married women…They moan on long journeys, embarrass you in front of friends andyou spend more money than you ever expected once you've committedyourself to one. Q: What do you find on page 4 and 5 of a Land Rover Owner's Manual?A: The train & bus timetable. Q: What do you do if your Landy gets surrounded by a swarm of killer bees?A: Stop pushing and take refuge inside the vehicle. Land Rover dealers have a special promotion this month…Buy one, and you get a dog for free!!Then you don’t have to walk home alone! TheoJK, DIPSLICK and TALUS 3
MaXiMuM Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 If not you can contact Nick from Hollard. He loves hearing from Hubbers. Funniest thing I have read all year, and its already June... TALUS and Little Fish 2
MaXiMuM Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 it is said that the only way to repair the leak, is to remove the landrover badge, this also count for alfa romeo's apparently They say you should never wear your cycling cleats while driving an Alfa, its not the driving that the problem, it's the stepping in the oil pool that appears below one when immediately after it stops, that is.
BarHugger Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 ....Land Rover is upgrading all the time.....so why the animosity and derogatory remarks...... ....they now come out with rear window defrosting capabilty........at least your hand will be warm while pushing it in the winter season....... (time for some new jokes now) BSG, Louw rider and Pants Boy 3
BogusOne Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 ....Land Rover is upgrading all the time.....so why the animosity and derogatory remarks...... ....they now come out with rear window defrosting capabilty........at least your hand will be warm while pushing it in the winter season....... (time for some new jokes now) I own a Disco 3 TDV6 with almost 300k on the clock..... Still goes faultlessly since the day it was new..... service once a year (DIY) and that's it.... Does about 2500km per month using R2k worth of diesel. Not too shabby for a old clunker..... Spoke101, ValeYellow and MaXiMuM 3
Guest EdEdEd Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 I own a Disco 3 TDV6 with almost 300k on the clock..... Still goes faultlessly since the day it was new..... service once a year (DIY) and that's it.... Does about 2500km per month using R2k worth of diesel. Not too shabby for a old clunker..... Ag ja ou windgat! BogusOne 1
BogusOne Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 Deflip is dit? gooi jy my met n lego? tapatalk is k@k man .... was n
Guest EdEdEd Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 tapatalk is k@k man .... was n Dis jy wat so K@K tik man BogusOne 1
MaXiMuM Posted June 5, 2014 Posted June 5, 2014 I own a Disco 3 TDV6 with almost 300k on the clock..... Still goes faultlessly since the day it was new..... service once a year (DIY) and that's it.... Does about 2500km per month using R2k worth of diesel. Not too shabby for a old clunker.....Being towed around don't count. Brogue, Vangar and Pants Boy 3
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