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  1. 1. should we try out this guy?

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Hubbers, Shebeen and others.

 

I never thought this day would actually come , but I need to let go.

The burden is too much.

 

I made up the "well liked" comment to draw attention away from me.

I am Dope2Survive.

 

I am sorry, sorry about everything.

 

Good for you... and don't feel too badly about the "not well liked" part, it's obviously caused by the PED's and their nasty side affects  :thumbdown:

But now that you are off them - things will be piele!

 

Apology accepted, now get back to adding to your 18303 likes  :thumbup:

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U guys can talk a lot of k@k on a thursday afternoon! :-).

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It all started when I was very young.

I had a DHC road bike, I was 7 and a friends mother was distributing the stuff after school, it gave the legs an incredible boost and also helped immensely with growth.

Those were the apricot jam on thick slices of bread years.

 

I then told my mother about it, she started becoming a dealer for something much more intense, it was a little sticky on the tongue at times but it even got rid of pestering bullies.

Those were the apricot jam and Black Cat years.

 

We then had the sandwich spread years, the doctor used to say "moet nie daai goeters eet wat soos kots op brood lyk nie" he said it was full of mayo and we should rather have Redro.

Those became known as the Redro years.

 

As time moved on and the weaker stuff like Winstrol and growth hormones failed to elevate me up to podium level, I went through the Bidomak and salt tablet years, this was as a teen.

The iron and salt years as I fondly speak of them.

 

When I left school I ended up in the "dopers inner circle"

It became  case of Bimbo's and beer, our dealer was at a place called Le Club and we hung out getting spiked at the Bimbo's across the road whilst we ended up washing it down with a thing called beer.

 

Now that I am much older I and still on the beer, and delve in to the odd Marmite sarmie and the odd occasional donuts from Woolwarfs, I find it's still not enough.

I need that edge, so I got introduced to the post Clen miracle drug known as Nougat, it gives you a kick and if the doctor says take a bite and kick the pedals hard and fear no pain, believe me he is correct.

 

My suppliers over the years, the local neighbourhood Milf's, Spar, Pick and Pay, Solly's local grocer, Hyperama and of late Woolwarfs.

 

I am very sorry for what I have done and I know many other people (and yes even rubbers) that have done this stuff with me.

If you need names just click on the little gear at the top of your screen, the one next to the flag, a name will pop up, that is one of my fellow guilty dopers.

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I am very sorry for what I have done and I know many other people (and yes even rubbers) that have done this stuff with me.

 

 

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Good one you for cumming clean on the use of rubbers.........tricky buggers that can lead you onto the path of many premature performances.

 

 

 

 

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Wyatt has robbed so many borderline diabetics of their nougat fix.....he should be ashamed....

ha ha, one of the first things that goes in my Adventure Race food packs 

http://www.tasteofsouthafrica.com/upload/U135268_beacon_nougat_bar.jpg

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