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Choose a suit. Choose a tie. Choose a smartphone. Choose a day. Choose a ******* big lift. Choose guns, cars, MTB’s and boats. Choose position and wonder how the **** you must pose for a selfie. Choose sitting on that couch. Chose the gym, choose putting a net over her head, lose a shirt. Lose your car keys. Choose Instagram. Choose your next picture... But why would I want to do a thing like that?”

 

#Evanspotting

Ride boy lycra boy

Dirty numb selfie boy

In the lift boy

She was a facebook boy

She was a instagram boy

And lycra boy

And all in your blue tie boy

You had

no shirt boy

and in a parking lot boy

You selling tyres boy

I've grown so close to you

Boy and you just sell tyres boy

She said comeover comeover

She smiled at you boy.

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Ride boy lycra boy

Dirty numb selfie boy

In the lift boy

She was a facebook boy

She was a instagram boy

And lycra boy

And all in your blue tie boy

You had

no shirt boy

and in a parking lot boy

You selling tyres boy

I've grown so close to you

Boy and you just sell tyres boy

She said comeover comeover

She smiled at you boy.

 

Inspired! 

 

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the last one is more like a "WTF am i doing posting selfies on the interwebs...."

nah. More along the lines of WTF did I just read?! Let me see if it was what I thought... Feck. It was. Meh.... 

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#preroutinegunsflexcheckthempuppies

LOL. Shows how that nickname I was given was really off mark, eh? Purely unintended, of course :P

 

and he's using a really good antiperspirant too. Look at that flawless white shirt.

Brut, bro. And aircon. I was built for cold conditions. I have to change anti-pongs every now and then cos they stop being effective.

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