The Mystery Rider has been found, NOW how to keep going to Friday?

[Tubehunter]

I have a morning ritual that I need to share.

 

 

 

I call it 'the terminator'.

First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose.

With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme.

 

Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes.

 

It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass.

The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg.

 

It ruins the fantasy.

 

       

 

FAAAAARK Steaks, some of us are visual peeps escapeeeee!

[EmptyB]

This thread is starting to scare me....

Very scary stuff....I'm sure it will make it to Friday!

[Ed-Zulu]

Stolen from Meatloaf perhaps...?

Read this

http://www.theguardian.com/music/2016/apr/12/stairway-to-heavens-opening-chords-may-have-been-stolen-judge-says

[Halfdoesyn]

I have a morning ritual that I need to share.

 

 

 

I call it 'the terminator'.

First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose.

With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme.

 

Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes.

 

It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass.

The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg.

 

It ruins the fantasy.

Which leg is your terminator leg?

[Patchelicious]

I have a morning ritual that I need to share.

 

 

 

I call it 'the terminator'.

First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose.

With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme.

 

Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes.

 

It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass.

The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg.

 

It ruins the fantasy.

If I am crouching Terminator style, with my eyes closed while in the shower, neither Arnie nor that semi hot T-X model killer lady would be on my mind.

 

With my eyes closed and my man member THAT close to the drain, the only thing that I would be concerned about was this dude grabbing me by the balls!

 

http://kerryannmorgan.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pennywise-in-shower.jpg

[Escapee..]

If I am crouching Terminator style, with my eyes closed while in the shower, neither Arnie nor that semi hot T-X model killer lady would be on my mind.

 

With my eyes closed and my man member THAT close to the drain, the only thing that I would be concerned about was this dude grabbing me by the balls!

 

http://kerryannmorgan.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pennywise-in-shower.jpg

 

Now this is all I can think about

 

 

http://www.plumb-er.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Blocked-Drains.jpg

[Patchelicious]

Now this is all I can think about

 

 

http://www.plumb-er.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Blocked-Drains.jpg

 

Now all I can think about is Andy Dufresne's long crawl to freedom.

 

http://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/insert_main_wide_image/public/rain_0.jpg

[RocknRolla]

Better a shower curtain to the terminator leg, than caught in the terminator crack....

[HBO]

Admin, I think now will be good time to close this thread. I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

 

Can you image how it's gonna be come Friday??

[RocknRolla]

Admin, I think now will be good time to close this thread. I'm going to have nightmares tonight.

 

Can you image how it's gonna be come Friday??

 

 

Is that a challenge??

[KarlvN]

just by the way...

 

 

as you were...

[HBO]

Is that a challenge??

hell yes!!!! (I'm taking the day off for this)

[Escapee..]

Now all I can think about is Andy Dufresne's long crawl to freedom.

 

http://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/insert_main_wide_image/public/rain_0.jpg

 

Obviously has to lead to this

 

[Patchelicious]

Obviously has to lead to this

 

OH FFS, we have just reached a point lower than Godwin's Law!!

 

You just went full Gosling, you NEVER go full GOSLING!!!

 

Edit: Quite frankly, I am not angry, I am just dissapointed....

[BDF]

If I am crouching Terminator style, with my eyes closed while in the shower, neither Arnie nor that semi hot T-X model killer lady would be on my mind.

 

With my eyes closed and my man member THAT close to the drain, the only thing that I would be concerned about was this dude grabbing me by the balls!

 

http://kerryannmorgan.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/pennywise-in-shower.jpg

@Andrew Steer should put this face in the OP picture and then we will have an accurate rendition of the offender!

[Thor Buttox]

OH FFS, we have just reached a point lower than Godwin's Law!!

 

You just went full Gosling, you NEVER go full GOSLING!!!

 

Edit: Quite frankly, I am not angry, I am just dissapointed....

A gosling never... But a lekker goose?