pe3nguin Posted October 23, 2017 Author Posted October 23, 2017 How is your mother? I wish my mother was Italian, that might have been fun. I got the Swiss one. Fun is verboten.
Gen Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 I wish my mother was Italian, that might have been fun. I got the Swiss one. Fun is verboten.[emoji23][emoji23] Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk
I FLY Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 [emoji17] this team should just be stripped of their licence..you know the way Astana should been a few years ago. Blaming your mom...no man[emoji852] Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk Why not. If I remember correctly that was Shane Warne's defence a few years ago Already mentioned in an earlier post
T-Bob Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 Why not. If I remember correctly that was Shane Warne's defence a few years ago Believe me he got more grief for that lame excuse and the fact he said he was trying to shed kegs then actually getting banned. the general consensus back home was he should have been given an extra 12 months for being a tool and roping his mom in to it!
pe3nguin Posted October 23, 2017 Author Posted October 23, 2017 brings new meaning to 'jou ma...' hey? jou ma se pills? Doesn't have quite the same ring to it. But it will do.
J Wakefield Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 Believe me he got more grief for that lame excuse and the fact he said he was trying to shed kegs then actually getting banned. the general consensus back home was he should have been given an extra 12 months for being a tool and roping his mom in to it! If I am correct Simoni had blamed cookies that he got from Columbia on his cocaine positive back in the day. There are some funny excuses that do come out when they in trouble.
Shebeen Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 there are some goodies here: https://www.alternet.org/drugs/10-athletes-outrageous-excuses-failing-drug-tests 8. Dennis Mitchell. The American sprinter and 1992 Olympic gold medal winner as part of the 400-meter relay team tested positive for high levels of testosterone in 1998. His defense was that his maleness was up because he had five beers and had sex with his wife five times the night before. "It was her birthday. The lady deserved a treat," he explained.
J Wakefield Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 there are some goodies here: https://www.alternet.org/drugs/10-athletes-outrageous-excuses-failing-drug-tests 8. Dennis Mitchell. The American sprinter and 1992 Olympic gold medal winner as part of the 400-meter relay team tested positive for high levels of testosterone in 1998. His defense was that his maleness was up because he had five beers and had sex with his wife five times the night before. "It was her birthday. The lady deserved a treat," he explained. Wonder what type of beer it was?
Gen Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 there are some goodies here: https://www.alternet.org/drugs/10-athletes-outrageous-excuses-failing-drug-tests 8. Dennis Mitchell. The American sprinter and 1992 Olympic gold medal winner as part of the 400-meter relay team tested positive for high levels of testosterone in 1998. His defense was that his maleness was up because he had five beers and had sex with his wife five times the night before. "It was her birthday. The lady deserved a treat," he explained. "vanishing twin" ???????????????? Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk
pe3nguin Posted October 23, 2017 Author Posted October 23, 2017 "vanishing twin" Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk Winner. This...just...wut
Gen Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 At least Paolini didn't try blame anyone else for his habits, took ownership of it and got help. Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk
pe3nguin Posted October 23, 2017 Author Posted October 23, 2017 At least Paolini didn't try blame anyone else for his habits, took ownership of it and got help. Sent from my SM-G950F using TapatalkWeird that recreational drug use gets you ostracized from the Peloton, but blind eyes get turned when performance enhancing substances are involved.
Patchelicious Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 If I am correct Simoni had blamed cookies that he got from Columbia on his cocaine positive back in the day. There are some funny excuses that do come out when they in trouble.jeeeezuz, now thats a space cake!!
ricochet_rabbit Posted October 23, 2017 Posted October 23, 2017 If you want an insight into the murky world of doping then download a Netfix film called Icarus. "When filmmaker Bryan Fogel sets out to uncover the truth about doping in sports, a chance meeting with a Russian scientist transforms his story from a personal experiment into a geopolitical thriller. Dirty urine, unexplained death and Olympic gold are all part of the exposure of the biggest scandal in sports history."
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