Paul Zulu

[rotorbug]

I recently advertised my MTB and got numerous messages and a phone call from someone identified as Paul Zulu on What's App. 

 

The questions relating to the bike soon became personal questions and I realised that the individual was after more than just my MTB.

 

After getting a risqué What's App message a week after I told the individual that the bike was sold, I told him "straight" that I didn't bat for the other team and I blocked him on What's App.

[Stretch]

Oh man... This is just gold!! Thanks for making my Morning!

[Eldron]

He's apparently HUGE in venture capital - you could have scored yourself a sugar daddy big boy...

 

https://vc4a.com/members/paul-zulu/

[NickGM]

I recently advertised my MTB and got numerous messages and a phone call from someone identified as Paul Zulu on What's App. 

 

The questions relating to the bike soon became personal questions and I realised that the individual was after more than just my MTB.

 

After getting a risqué What's App message a week after I told the individual that the bike was sold, I told him "straight" that I didn't bat for the other team and I blocked him on What's App.

 

What sort of stuff did he ask? Also, what are you wearing right now?

[Long Wheel Base]

Screenshots or it never happened..............

[Kranswurm]

doubt its a scam....you just turned him on

[Odinson]

You lead him on, you tease. 

[Uni]

Screenshots or it never happened.............

my sentiments too

[TheTashkentTerror]

I recently advertised my MTB and got numerous messages and a phone call from someone identified as Paul Zulu on What's App. 

 

The questions relating to the bike soon became personal questions and I realised that the individual was after more than just my MTB.

 

After getting a risqué What's App message a week after I told the individual that the bike was sold, I told him "straight" that I didn't bat for the other team and I blocked him on What's App.

Do you still have his number? Asking for a friend.

[Lurch the stalker]

Not quite the same, but a few months back, I met this chick and we got chatting and I got her number (apparently my pickup game was not as good as I thought, as will become apparent later in this post)

Anyway, we're chatting a bit over Whatsapp a couple days later and she mentions looking for a job, so I tell her that I know some recruiters that I can put her in touch with.

She then tried to sell me nude videos, for R29 of all weird amounts.

I was actually so shocked the best response I could come up with was, "No,I'm alright thanks" haha

 

(If I can find the screenshot's I sent to people after I will definitely share)

[Uni]

 

(If I can find the screenshot's I sent to people after I will definitely share)

and the videos? 

[Odinson]

OP probably said something along the lines of only "how the hands of a strong Zulu boy" could handle his 'beast'. Throw in some references to 'boerewors' and things probably went downhill from there. 

[Lurch the stalker]

and the videos? 

I can send you the number and you can pay for them...

[Uni]

I can send you the number and you can pay for them...

c'mon quick whip around (no pun intended) the hub - to weed out scammers - good for the community  

[Kalahari Vegmot]

Deffo nothing weird here at al.......just grown-ups having a nice chat......

[HDW]

I can imagine it went something like this:

 

- Hi, is the bike still available?

 

- Yeah

 

- Great. Is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?