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Who would you like to see tested amonst the local riders. Think about your club/team mates.

 

Why is it that 90 kg sprinters outclimb 65 kg climbers at The Jock.

 

What tell tale signs are we looking for in dopers?

 

Where can we buy the stuff?

 

HINCAPIE' date=' Jorge *1,91m tall 83kg* gets 37 GC on the Best Climber class at TdF not a weight problem & far as we know not tested positive
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Indurain was one of the heaviest tour winners at about 80kg's, although who knows what kind of juice those guys were using in those days.

 

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Don't want to be riding a TT bike after taking Viagra ........................

 

 

 

Tuck it in under your HRM chest strap - smiley36.gif smiley36.gif

 

Will get a better HR reading as well.

 

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Where can I score Viagra???

 

 

 

Read somewhere that a lot of the athletes going to the Olympics are already testing positive for Viagra.....

 

 

 

Apparently improves cycling times by up to 15% at altitude or in polluted areas.

 

 

 

BUT that olympic village is going to be one festive place in the evenings..... smiley17.gif

 

Talking about Viagra, here in Afghanistan they sell a box of Viagra for $ 25 USD.  The whole box not a pill. but for 250 pills.ShockedShockedShockedShocked

 

Seems the Afghans have not got the powerWinkWinkWinkWinkWinkWink

 

WHo wantsEmbarrassedEmbarrassedEmbarrassedEmbarrassedEmbarrassedEmbarrassed

 

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Talking about Viagra' date=' here in Afghanistan they sell a box of Viagra for $ 25 USD.  The whole box not a pill. but for 250 pills.ShockedShockedShockedShocked

 

Seems the Afghans have not got the powerWinkWinkWinkWinkWinkWink

 

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Perhaps they need it when they see the moustache when she removes her burka.

 

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Don't want to be riding a TT bike after taking Viagra ........................

 

What are you going to do with a third bar on the handle.  You know you gonna fall.  One hand will hold itLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

 

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i do not think one of our teams have the budget for doping....the riders already getting peanuts...! [/quote

 

You will be very suprised.

 

haha.. you dont need lots of money to dope. Norseudoephedrine is available over the counter at your pharmacist.

 

heres a tip : If someone is shaking like a leaf before a race - they're up to their eyeballs on the stuff. I've seen it at pretty much every race' date= even WP champs...
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Correct! and don't forget the goosebumps that are as prominent as a bad road rash. Resulting in all sorts of excuses as to why they have themShocked

 

There are several people that sell the stuff and if you keep your eyes and ears open, it is VERY obvious.

 

The main problem in SA is, we don't test as often as other countries so a lot of these guys with the shaking leaf and goose syndrome, all get away with it race after race.
Babbelkous2008-07-29 04:53:41
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If you need to doping for local SA racing you must be useless!

I can honestly say I never even thought about it when I raced as a semi pro (1 x Rapport tour' date=' 9 x Giro del Capo's, 3 x Argus cycle tour under 2h30 and a total of 25). My racing weight then was already 85kg.

This past month was the 1st time in my life I even gave into antibiotics for a really bad cold. More recently I have tried some legal stuff for weight control those who no me yes at 96kg those hills are harder!

My favourite juice for my water bottle is peach ice tea or sugar and water and a bit of coke - you can get it at any corner caf? and when you on tour that maybe all you can find, and before you guys say I must be really old I am only 35!

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that is ancient!! Wink
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is there no porn on the hub anymore?


http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q314/honewatson/models/miranda-kerr-blue-bikini.jpg

http://www.webwombat.com.au/lifestyle/fashion_beauty/images/kerr-1.jpg

http://images.askmen.com/women/celeb_profiles_model/34_miranda_kerr.jpg

 

Hr and TNT start yourt own PORN thread.  I hate having to page through all the drivel to dribbel.  Also this is no porn, this is fully clothed ladies, very respectable, what ever has happened to the gutter now that sammajoor has left it to you guys.  Did mommy tell you to clean up.

 

(Its only porn mum)Wink
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If you need to doping for local SA racing you must be useless!

I can honestly say I never even thought about it when I raced as a semi pro (1 x Rapport tour' date=' 9 x Giro del Capo's, 3 x Argus cycle tour under 2h30 and a total of 25). My racing weight then was already 85kg.

This past month was the 1st time in my life I even gave into antibiotics for a really bad cold. More recently I have tried some legal stuff for weight control those who no me yes at 96kg those hills are harder!

My favourite juice for my water bottle is peach ice tea or sugar and water and a bit of coke - you can get it at any corner caf? and when you on tour that maybe all you can find, and before you guys say I must be really old I am only 35!

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that is ancient!! Wink

 

Erm, there are guys on the hub that refer to us 30 ieshs as youngsters.  You don't want them to ride over you with their tandems?
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thought this was a thread on doping but there is so much other crap on here!!!!

 

have to agree with icycling,if you're doping in SA you must be pretty useless,doesnt stop most of the guys from doing it though
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I don't think the issue is where to get the stuff (EPO) (Effedriene) (Blood transfusions) etc.

The real concern is the tell tale signs of Local dopping for racing. The sypmtoms of usage,

Then the responsiilty is on us the cycling community to ensure that we highlight these cases to the Cycling Federations etc of possible dopers, so that the can be tested.

Ie, the chumps that require Effedriene etc to race locally.

 

So . what are the various symptoms of Doping in cycling and things to watch out for.

 

Goosebumps even on a warm day

Suddenly a rider being able to ride away from climbers on hills.

Guys shivering at the start and having to Pe.e.e like 4 times in 10minutes.

 

Lets get the symptoms out there and catch these cheats.

 

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