AndreZA Posted December 10, 2009 Author Posted December 10, 2009 depends on how you want to look on the road bike. If you want to look like a tit then get the longest, whitest socks. If you are tit+10 the you wear lycra booties over your R3000 shoes. If you are a tit-unlimited you get a Campag tattoo. On a MTB you only need black socks and none of the above.
Gasping Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 Sunday I went out on my MTB but some of my kit might have been meant for the road. I never came across anyone from the hub though because all the people I came across were friendly and helpfull and no one even asked for my certificate of competancy. There are those in the MTB fraternity that would have your MTB confiscated and sold off to defray the cost of their embarrassment. The audacity that one of their own dared to be this disrespectful. You will get excommunicated if you carry on like this.
Akkedis Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 depends on how you want to look on the road bike. If you want to look like a tit then get the longest' date=' whitest socks. If you are tit+10 the you wear lycra booties over your R3000 shoes. If you are a tit-unlimited you get a Campag tattoo. [/quote'] I will never, ever do any of the above. I promise. I am not a tit.
CAAD4 Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 how can we be sure it's not a bearded, er, dragon? I think the Dragon is under there allright, but doesn't she know that you do not wear underwear with lycra and a Giro?
CAAD4 Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 how can we be sure it's not a bearded, er, dragon? I think the Dragon is under there allright, but doesn't she know that you do not wear underwear with lycra and a Giro?
Gasping Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 Compared to Conti's "honeys", she does look rather delectable.
Hairy Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 He looks scared .... must be a pot hole in the road ahead of him so he is getting off to walk the technical section .... ppppfttt .. bloody roadies
udxcob Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 I couldnt give a hoot if i was seen riding in my father xmas suite, i will wear what i want when i want and the guy with the cap probably has the same ethos.
Spud Posted December 10, 2009 Posted December 10, 2009 I couldnt give a hoot if i was seen riding in my father xmas suite' date=' i will wear what i want when i want and the guy with the cap probably has the same ethos.[/quote']
EZRider Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 I thought MTB'ers didn't care about "look" or anything ? Thought one could ride a MTB wit bib and T-shirt and still look "MTBer" ? Guess I was wrong - you guys are also a bunch of crossdresser pussies hiding behind leghair and mud. I love Cycling Hey, we care. We CARE!It's very important to our look that we don't have a look.
EZRider Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 Simple question; do you get more after-market bling for road or MTB...... nuf said Dude, have you even seen the new XX groupo... oh wait, I see what you mean...
Cois Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 I always wear a cap or bandenna. If you are going bold you have no other choice....
EZRider Posted December 11, 2009 Posted December 11, 2009 I couldnt give a hoot if i was seen riding in my father xmas suite' date=' i will wear what i want when i want and the guy with the cap probably has the same ethos.[/quote'] This is the true MTB style.
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