This from the latest email from Geoff, seems to answer many of the questions/suggestions we have had... Chopper (083 725 BIKE) has asked me to mention the GOLDEN RULES. I think this is because he is basically a nice guy who really doesn't want to activate the Laser Satellites to turn offenders to radioactive dust. Please be considerate of other Park users. This applies equally to those whose skill levels are greater than yours, as it does to those who are still taking their first wobbly pedal strokes. There are 7 new trails due to open in the new year at the Toyota MTN Cycle Park. If I could stuff them in your stocking I would, but think of them as a belated present when they finally arrive. LAUNCH PAD is a low to the ground and very wide beginner Freeride area. It will also have an Experts Only entrance accessed from SIDEWINDER that will thrill the super heroes. TREE HOUSE is an intermediate level Freeride area, making the cross over to more challenging runs, but without the consequences of a true Black run. SNAKES AND LADDERS is a full throttle Double Black Diamond area that will have great video potential for mere humans, and great fun value for "rubber people with great health insurance". EWOK has a Black run that will take advantage of all the huge trees and skinnies that the area abounds with. TWIN KOPPIES is self explanatory. Can you climb? ORGAN GRINDER TOO is what the mounds of dirt that are being pushed around in front of the Clubhouse (on the right of the Pump Track) will be when its finished. This is a KIDZ RULE area and nobody over the age of 12 is allowed, especially Terrance Casey and his 29er. This is probably the ideal time to mention that the Pump Track is for 13 years and over only, and that the idea is to complete a full lap without a single pedal stroke. Think of this as riding as if you were on a swing. The idea is to suck up the up face and push the down face. ROLLER COASTER is not finished. Even though the "Toyota Bridge" is in place, please be advised that riding this section by crossing from one trail to another across veldt or barrier tape will activate the battle satellites and you will be banned from the Park permanently. WETLANDS is only at 40% completion, and get ready for some educational stations from Samantha Braid highlighting the unique area these wetlands represent in "urban challenged" Joburg. And finally, the bloopers. Can you imagine the extreme level of stupidity required for a professional paramedic (who spends his working day at raod accidents treating other people's head injuries) to decide to leap upon a bike e didn't even own, without a helmet, cross barrier tape and enter a Black route, and then attempt a double gap jump. Speaking of stupidity, the statistics from the Toyota MTN Cycle Park show that there have been no incidents of injury reported by female riders. In fact, the only incidents that have been reported have occurred to male riders in the 35 to 55 age bracket. Typically these involve riders in groups egging each other on. My only question to these lemming-like optimists is "What part of EXPERT ONLY or CAUTION is confusing you". As that great modern day philosopher Clint Eastwood said in the guise of Dirty Harry, " a man's gotta know his limitations" That's enough from me. Keep the rubber side down.