Captain Fastbastard Mayhem

IT ARRIVED!!!!!

AFAIK the ducati he inherited wasn't as winning as the one that Stoner left... And the one that Stoner left was a vastly different machine to the one he started on. But yeah, it was most likely there, somewhere. Just didn't get asa much publicity. Also, the internet was not as large and far reaching as it is now. Oh - and it's satirizing his seemingly endless capacity for whinging, and is most likely written by someone who despises him. But anyway. I hope he manages to get the 'Duc going well. While I don't like him, he's a bloody good rider and his presence in the top 5 would help continue the great racing we've been seeing.

And even he wasn't able to keep it to the way that he wanted. He tamed a beast that was only really good for the first year or 2 that he rode it. It was toast by the time that Vale had it, and took a change of management before they actually started getting better again. Duc wanted to go in a totally different direction, for whatever reason, and under Stoner's rule it got gradually less and less controllable. And yes - they all have oodles of talent. But that doesn't mean that people can't satirise their personalities or their quirks, or call them into question if they're acting like a bit of a dick.

City bikes DNE mountain bikes DNE road bikes...

Not well. He's said that there are still several things he needs to get used to on the bike. Shouldn't take too long, though. Hopefully...

#satire

Only slightly... Joh. I've ridden some city bikes before, when I was in the UK. Handling so sharp you'd cut yourself. Not for the faint of heart. But there, as in NY and other big cities - if you're gonna be buzzing wing mirrors, you need the narrow bars.

If you think George is a whinging snowflake, yeah...

It's frikkin hilarious, Ben. Bahahahaha

Bahahahahahahahaha haha!!!!! Dear George, I really should send you the Email I just got from Matthias in Germany. But you don't know any German swear-words, so it would be pointless. And I cannot risk being hit by all the broken shisha pipes and busted chairs I see being hurled out of the smashed window of your motorhome. Eleventh, George? Seriously? Eleventh? It wasn't raining. I know you said it was. Franco and Loris even drove out and looked in case it was actually raining on the corners where you said it was, but they couldn't see any rain. And no, I do not think finishing in 11th after starting in 12th is a "great improvement" and that you need a trophy for "Bravest, Best and Fairest". And no, we're not making up a sash for you to wear that says "Here is the Butter, putas!" Jonas ******* Folger beat you. Alex Rins beat you. Sure, it was their first ever race on a MotoGP bike, so it's maybe like you say "Beginner's Luck". But Scott Redding and Jack Miller also beat you. And you don't even know who they are, even though you've been racing them for a while. Jesus fucken Christ, George. Even Asparagus A managed to haul his shitty Aprilia into sixth, which you would not have seen because you were in 11th. I'm thinking you'll be racing with those boys a lot this year. Which is why Matthias is so upset. He could have bought all of them, and Zarco, and given them all Ducatis and harems full of prostitutes for what he's paying you to come 11th. Now keep the noise down. We have to go and have a few wines with Dovi. He came second. He is so happy and really quite pretty in his bridesmaid's dress. He even led the race for a while. But that "Spanish traitor-puta" as you call him, won. No, you don't want to know who came third. Trust me. We're going to Argentina next, George. Yes, it does suck to be you at the moment. Always hopeful, Gigi. http://www.bikeme.tv/

He's talking about the Disco Card cashback. Not related to healthygear cashback.

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I've just had an accident in my pants...

These okes... On another level entirely.

Ja bro. Don't have the bells for that!!!

Woooooooooohooooooooooo! Dude. I'll be there cheering for you.

That's a VERY reasonable expenditure PM, Wendy. When I was in the UK more than 10 years ago, my monthly expenditure was ~ GBP 1,200. But that was in Central London, so a bit more $$

Awesome write up, guys!

correct. It's a counterfeit product. Should not be sold in that condition. If he wants to sell it, it needs to be repainted and non-branded. Otherwise, he's committing a copyright offence.

It is. It's a question of perspective. Wendy is closer to the camera, and it's using a different focal length and crop for each image. So the distance to the mountain will seem different.

They had traction control... It was manual, by turning the grip.

FYP

Bloemendal with the lightie..

"Valentino is too slow" "He's too old" "Past it" When will people learn. Coming from 10th to 3rd on a bike setup he wasn't happy with. What a performance. Brilliant race by Vinales and Dovi. I don't know how that Duc managed to keep that rear in play considering the power. Their electronics must be on point. Vinales just had it in the final sector. What a performance. Gutted for Zarco though. What a dream it would have been for him to win his first GP on his debut. Marquez was uninspiring but he probably had tyre issues. Lorenzo not even featuring. Hahahahabahahahahaha Iannone was reeeally looking good, until he crashed. And thank goodness it only started raining now!!! Great race

A trip yo that place that left you a bit cold last time, but is now under new management