Captain Fastbastard Mayhem

firstly, it's a HIM. He has a little tollie that he likes to use to "water" us when he's being changed... Secondly, you referring to Voldemort? As far as I know he's devoid of colour, so shot for the tip Otherwise, going well. Back over his birth weight, and is getting more and more responsive to movement and so on. Just so bloody cold at the moment, so can't really take him outside in anything but 1783 layers...

sock it to me...

evades me, sleep does.

neither is i'mproper punctuatio'n.

correct, you may be...

I wanna go there so bad....

Obie-wan, you douche... only characters that can be expressed as letters are R2-D2 and C3PO... Gosh! Oh - and Gollum. Or Smeagol, if you prefer his original name.

BWAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAA!

snap...

Crazy dude... And yeah, I've personally seen how un-blessed you are. But I share that trait with you at times...

Whaaaaaat!? Avg 70km per day? That's crazy talk, man!

damn. I remember the reports called for clear skies apart from 1 day iirc. Glad you had a blast though - far better than the EPIC, and something I'd love to do in the future. How'd the 'zocchi hold up?

Damn, dude, jealous as hell here. Looks like you had SUPREME weather while you were there.

how about my crappy old tektros? I'd do anything to get rid of those. And I'm an avid fan. PS: Think of it as a baby shower prezzie...

Mutter...

Fair enough... Just don't be surprized when you're spinning faster than tazz on the downs...

Generally, yes. But try to soap the bead first. That'll help it to slip on to the right pozzie. Soap = sunlight...

I'd spec up to at least a 32 dude... 30 is very small up front...

The one just before the big berm, or just after the trip back up the hill? Not cool bro. Glad to hear he's outta ICU!

I'm also on a 1x9 setup, 32 t up front, but I suck on the hills and was using my existing rings. Yes - you definitely need a guide of sorts, but I'm just using my old fd as a guide. Works beautifully, and costs no extra. In terms of The gearing, a lot of it depends on your fitness / strength. In a few weeks i'll be getting s 36t, just so that i have a few options.

I reckon this bike, my current xcamht / dh combo and the santa tallboy lt would be the killer quiver.

I want!

Got my ff for dh, and my pisspot dj helmet for xc. Seriously considering using the dh helmet all the time since I'm taking more and more risks on the xc bike... Also got a back/chest protector, knee and elbow guards as well as padded under shorts. Always using the knee and elbow pads. May use the other guards more as well in the future...

Damn dude... Not cool! Healing vibes! What happened? And where on snake eyes?