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Enjoyed that show... 🍻 "What'll you have, Normie?" "Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap." "Looks like beer, Norm." "Call me Mister Lucky." "What's new, Norm?" "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer." (Coming in from the rain) "Evening, everybody." Everybody: "Norm!" "Still pouring, Norm?" "That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing." "Whaddya say, Norm?" "Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink." "How's about a beer, Norm?" "That's that amber sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it!" "Beer, Norm?" "Have I gotten that predictable? Good." "Whatcha up to, Norm?" "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall." "What's the story, Norm?" "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer." "Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you." "I know. If she calls, I'm not here." "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?" "A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'" "How's it going, Mr. Peterson?" "Poor." "I'm sorry to hear that." "No, I mean pour." "Women. Can't live with 'em....pass the beer nuts." "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?" "The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody." "Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?" "A little early isn't it, Woody?" "For a beer?" "No, for stupid questions."

Never mind pics... Video with sound please!! 😀

😄 Not sure why they thought that was a good name for an insurer... Like an insurer calling themselves 'Exposed' or 'Uncovered'... Or maybe they were going for the irony - Like when you meet a 7 foot tall, built like a brick chap who goes by the name 'Tiny'? That said, my kids snigger each time we drive passed one of their billboards, so if a memorable brand name was what they were after i guess it worked?

What selfish muppets! All they're doing is giving ammo to those who'd like to see the mountain closed to cycling because "the mtbing is causing terrible erosion" etc... 🤦‍♂️

An awesome autumn afternoon spin up the greenbelts and down the Corks on Saturday...

Rhodes Mem Dead Man's Tree climb... Blegh! 🥵 Block House

Not Tokai... 😭 Think it might be a while before our bikes take us there again...

Absolutely perfect weather this morning at Tokai...

Dis altyd 'n Plaisir om daar te ry... Boschendal & Plaisir on Saturday morning.

Added to my Speed Champions collection... a belated from me to me birthday present! 😁

They're like a pair of weird, Siamese twin carburetors! Left carb gets the float bowl, right one got the vacuum diaphragm and then they share! 🤣

This is pretty awesome news for South African cycling! https://www.treadmtb.co.za/lill-joins-hatherly-as-worlds-top-ranked-xco-racer/

I needed to sign some legal docs yesterday with a lawyer who happens to be in Hermanus... Now i had 2 choices, I could have had them send the docs to a local lawyer and signed them there or... I could take a days leave, drive out to Hermanus, take 15min to sign the papers and then hit the Hemel & Aarde trails... I chose wisely... 😁 Followed by a swim at the beach to cool off and lunch from a food truck that happened to be at the beach parking lot... a day well spent! Edit: grammar

Found a tool bag at Tokai this morning. PM me if it's yours...

Both... 😁 There are lots of options/alternatives so you can bypass the rougher stuff... Although it helps to have someone with you to tell you to take the left or the right fork...

👍 Please tell me he said to her, "Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear!" 🎶😄

"No PRs were harmed during the making of this Strava segment." If I went any slower up the hills, I would have fallen over... 😄 overslept and had zero energy today, but still better than not riding!

The American voters had two very short straws (see what I did there... 😝) to choose from!

Saturday afternoon... Something very lekker about cruising down the Corks in the cool shade on a hot day... And then to go home, light a fire and sit by the braai... Another tough day in Africa! 😀

What a beaut of a day in Cape Town today!

Random but oddly cool... And bicycle related! 😄

Quite a feat! Made me think of this 😄

Or if you're a Temu user you can buy a pack of 5 for about the same price (and then you have spare when you invariably lose one! 😄)

A ray of sunshine pushing through the clouds made for this shot on Saturday at Tokai... A tribute to how the sun has shone on the Cannondale riders in the UCI mtbing this year? 😄

Land Rover's owners be like, "Oil leak?? Pfft, that's not an oil leak!" 😄 Hope you get it sorted!