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Ja, photographic evidence of said motorcyle parked in your drive will be needed for us to be sure!! 😉 Actually, bugger your driveway... a photo of the bike out on some gravel roads in the farms lands north of you will be fine too (and better for your heart & soul! 😁)

or Kostly To Maintain K@k To Maintain 😁 Although, when I was riding my KTM, my buddy had a brand new Kawasaki KLX450 which had an electric start but the battery never seemed to have enough oomph to start it, so he was always having to kickstart it... So I photoshopped a photo of the bike and instead of 'Kawasaki' it said 'Kickasaki' on the tank... 😄

They're Hurtan my eyes... 😄 And scary part is, looking at the website, these are the best looking of the cars they make!

New growth... Nice to have Tokai open again!

Spent a few, very tranquil days out on Strawberry Hill Farm near Grootvadersbos... Staying at the top of a hill gives amazing views... but does mean you have ride up the hill to get home! It only takes 50m of muddy cow tracks to mess up a ride... (sacrificed my toothbrush when I got back to clean my gears for the next ride!) Always special riding with your kids... Some amazing switchbacks through the indigenous forest! Edit: grammar

Or... a "Land Rover & Hilux owners might consider engaging low-range" track... 😁

That's more like a jeep-rubicon-with-front-and-rear-difflocks-engaged track... 😄

I tried 2... This one is just a 'normal' cycling top with long sleaves: This one is very warm (but very polyester, not sure I believe it's wool lined!😄😞

Enjoyed that show... 🍻 "What'll you have, Normie?" "Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap." "Looks like beer, Norm." "Call me Mister Lucky." "What's new, Norm?" "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer." (Coming in from the rain) "Evening, everybody." Everybody: "Norm!" "Still pouring, Norm?" "That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing." "Whaddya say, Norm?" "Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink." "How's about a beer, Norm?" "That's that amber sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it!" "Beer, Norm?" "Have I gotten that predictable? Good." "Whatcha up to, Norm?" "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall." "What's the story, Norm?" "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer." "Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you." "I know. If she calls, I'm not here." "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?" "A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'" "How's it going, Mr. Peterson?" "Poor." "I'm sorry to hear that." "No, I mean pour." "Women. Can't live with 'em....pass the beer nuts." "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?" "The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody." "Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?" "A little early isn't it, Woody?" "For a beer?" "No, for stupid questions."

Never mind pics... Video with sound please!! 😀

😄 Not sure why they thought that was a good name for an insurer... Like an insurer calling themselves 'Exposed' or 'Uncovered'... Or maybe they were going for the irony - Like when you meet a 7 foot tall, built like a brick chap who goes by the name 'Tiny'? That said, my kids snigger each time we drive passed one of their billboards, so if a memorable brand name was what they were after i guess it worked?

What selfish muppets! All they're doing is giving ammo to those who'd like to see the mountain closed to cycling because "the mtbing is causing terrible erosion" etc... 🤦‍♂️

An awesome autumn afternoon spin up the greenbelts and down the Corks on Saturday...

Rhodes Mem Dead Man's Tree climb... Blegh! 🥵 Block House

Not Tokai... 😭 Think it might be a while before our bikes take us there again...

Absolutely perfect weather this morning at Tokai...

Dis altyd 'n Plaisir om daar te ry... Boschendal & Plaisir on Saturday morning.

Added to my Speed Champions collection... a belated from me to me birthday present! 😁

They're like a pair of weird, Siamese twin carburetors! Left carb gets the float bowl, right one got the vacuum diaphragm and then they share! 🤣

This is pretty awesome news for South African cycling! https://www.treadmtb.co.za/lill-joins-hatherly-as-worlds-top-ranked-xco-racer/

I needed to sign some legal docs yesterday with a lawyer who happens to be in Hermanus... Now i had 2 choices, I could have had them send the docs to a local lawyer and signed them there or... I could take a days leave, drive out to Hermanus, take 15min to sign the papers and then hit the Hemel & Aarde trails... I chose wisely... 😁 Followed by a swim at the beach to cool off and lunch from a food truck that happened to be at the beach parking lot... a day well spent! Edit: grammar

Found a tool bag at Tokai this morning. PM me if it's yours...

Both... 😁 There are lots of options/alternatives so you can bypass the rougher stuff... Although it helps to have someone with you to tell you to take the left or the right fork...

👍 Please tell me he said to her, "Take my hand and we'll make it - I swear!" 🎶😄

"No PRs were harmed during the making of this Strava segment." If I went any slower up the hills, I would have fallen over... 😄 overslept and had zero energy today, but still better than not riding!