Napalm

CYCLING SOUTH AFRICA

Wow. If the money was there I believe an old fashioned witchhunt is in order. ***** gets pitchfork ****

It's on. It's off. What is this? Eskom? The event was supposed to guarantee a certain amount of money to ensure that overseas riders could come, hotels are paid.... blah blah blah.....they couldn't do that - so the event is off.

The voices in your head will tell you where.

Shamelessly stolen from /. but very relevant to SA.

http://www.engadget.com/2008/01/28/the-torch-why-illuminate-when-you-can-incinerate/

And bitching and moaning is gonna accomplish what?

As a cyclist in Stellenboscher you have to make yourself as big as possible because the people drive like dose. You're not a cyclist, you're target practice. I've had my back wheel driven out from under me by a student, I've been hit on the pavement by a tannie in a bakkie, and had to dive into a parked car because the Mercedes the housewife was driving entitled her to drive on the wrong side of the road.

Yes, but if a cyclist is wearing a helmet, that is a prime weapon. The shoes is a drawback, but if you increase the width of your stance it should help.... unless you're fighting someone who knows what they're doing in which case you're screwed.

No, he called him "Moo Ki" which apparently is Hindi slang for "jou ma se... " Symonds heard monkey.

Are they storing food in their cheeks like squirrels?

That's what all the Aussies say... but strangely the sheep still run whenever they see one.

If they're caught with sheep's DNA in their system, will they be charged with murder?

Die liksens moet volgens UCI elke jaar 'n spesifieke kleur wees. Vanjaar is die jaar van die gifappeltjies.

Add a small video camera to that so that it can record the idiot that runs you down, and it will sell like hotcakes.

Nice pic. It nearly makes the stroke I had going up worth it.

The good thing is that the 8 year old children that will be doing the assembling is far more dexterous than the Americans with the porksausage fingers, so the quality should at least go up.

Sy sal mens 'n snotklap gee, totdat jy "Jammer oom" s?

Put up a PDF, so that people can download it and have it printed out. That should speed up distribution Napalm2007-11-22 06:20:53

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You're clearly new to the hub

The only way to cycle is to assume that everyone else on roads are idiots and that they ARE trying to kill you. And you won't be wrong.

That is until they see the makeup of the National Verspoeg team, and threaten to take away their passports.

Is that George Gregan?