MISPLACED "WIG", FOUND! THANKS!

[tombeej]

Frail, like someone mentioned - do you have the serial number? Maybe go to the local police station or get in touch with racetech - I hear they are brilliant with helping out cyclists who've lost things.

 

Also, check with Action Photo, maybe there's a photo of the lost wig in one of their pics?

 

Good luck with finding your wig man.

[intern]

The sort of curiosity one experiences when driving past a horrible accident scene has me coming back to this thread again and again. Perverse. (The thread itself and my actions in repeatedly viewing it and slowly thinking to myself WHAAAAT THE FAAAAAAAAAHH...)

[TNT1]

The sort of curiosity one experiences when driving past a horrible accident scene has me coming back to this thread again and again. Perverse. (The thread itself and my actions in repeatedly viewing it and slowly thinking to myself WHAAAAT THE FAAAAAAAAAHH...)

 

+1

[Tumbleweed]

 

[nathrix]

Found the W_I_G yet? Frail, you haven't been very helpful boet. You are very very very very very, and one last time, VERY vague on essential information in locating THE wig. So stop accusing us of NOT being very helpful and give us some information to assist you with life threatening crisis you are in, AGAIN. Help us help you

[Wyatt Earp]

Frail

What's the marketing behind this, I agree it's all been rather vague.

[TNT1]

Found the W_I_G yet? Frail, you haven't been very helpful boet. You are very very very very very, and one last time, VERY vague on essential information in locating THE wig. So stop accusing us of NOT being very helpful and give us some information to assist you with life threatening crisis you are in, AGAIN. Help us help you

 

YES!!! We are all a FRIENDLY!

[splat]

Maybe Gravel Donkey can help FRAIL find his Wig?

[Tiny K]

Dude, the only 'wig' that I know of that you wear is your beard ..... so if you have one for the top of your head, then tell us. otherwise, i just reckon you pulling another 'lost water bottle' thread

[Grebel]

man those are some SERIOUS lamb chops

 

Those look more like the whole roast!!

[Tumbleweed]

Is it something like this?

 

That's what Grant Usher will look like when he's older.

[LeTurbo]

When FRAIL says he's been riding continuously to find his "WIG", it's probably true. By my calculation then:

Argus D-Day + 5 = 144 hours X approx 25km/h = 3 600km. In other words, a normal week for FRAIL.

 

FRAIL, if you left your "WIG" at a water point, it's all covered in Coke and Powerade and other peoples' sweat. You don't want it back, trust me.

 

(And my last gripe/comment for today/this minute: when are the Argus guys going to print the stickers with low-tack glue, so I don't have to bugger about scraping and benzining them off my precious bicycle?)

[nathrix]

That's what Grant Usher will look like when he's older.

 

Is that how Elvis would have looked like in his 60s

[The Drongo]

Nobody is being very Helpfull. Someone said I should ask here, because you are all a Friendly.

 

F_ _A_I_L

 

Nobody Here is very Helpfull, Very Often. The Friendly department is the DH and Freeride section, however they are mostly High Flyers, so even if they Have seen your WIG, they have probably Smoked IT.

 

I am very sorry I can not Be more Helpfull. I am friendly because i Used to DH and FR, but I fell on my Head, so I have come over to the Dark side, in a Friendly frame of Mind.

 

Never believe Someone, he is a Troublecauser!

 

Hope you find your WIG. Keep on pedalling. Your WIG may have decided to seek warmer climes, such as Dar es' Salam.

 

Please post a beter description of your WIG though: Height, age, colour, weight, smell and any other discerning features.

I may have seen it but was confused about water tables at Cape of Points in Stormy weather.

[onetrackmind]

If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.

[Tumbleweed]

If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.

 

*groan*