Stretch Posted October 2, 2012 Share Were you bored or somethin', Gummi? those look like legs that dont match to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hairy Posted October 2, 2012 Share Tan line looks very skew Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT1 Posted October 2, 2012 Share http://comicjk.com/Pics/Comic936.png Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gummibear Posted October 2, 2012 Share Were you bored or somethin', Gummi? Not me....internet pic.I have a razor sharp tan line and bigger quads. pista 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dracs Posted October 2, 2012 Share Not me....internet pic.I have a razor sharp tan line and bigger quads.Big quads? like this?http://www.quad-atv.za.net/Images/yamaha_big_bear_400_4x4_red.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stretch Posted October 2, 2012 Share A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one. Traffic Cop: Don't have one? Older Woman: No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving. Traffic Cop: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.. Older Woman: I can't do that. Traffic Cop: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Traffic Cop: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Traffic Cop: You what!? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car while calling for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: My colleague here tells me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Are you serious?! Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The traffic cop is quite stunned. Officer 2: My colleague claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license quizzically. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, but I am puzzled, as I was told by my officer here that you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner! Older Woman: Bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gummibear Posted October 2, 2012 Share pista 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted October 2, 2012 Share http://maxcdn.thedesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Clever-Street-Keyboard-l.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
'Dale Posted October 2, 2012 Share For 'Face Plant': http://maxcdn.thedesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Face-Plant-l.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT1 Posted October 3, 2012 Share http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgisvu3nr1qgiw5to1_400.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT1 Posted October 3, 2012 Share http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m73sg9vHCK1qak0uxo1_400.jpg Hairy, barrykm, Pants Boy and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gummibear Posted October 3, 2012 Share I didn't realize that SA had so many soldiers in the French Foreign Legion.Met a few of them yesterday and thought about the loss for the SA Army. pista 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Octavian Posted October 3, 2012 Share Eugene de Kock must have some stories on them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT1 Posted October 3, 2012 Share Eugene de Kock must have some stories on them... I just don't want to hear any stories about the one in white. He looks like a paedophile... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stretch Posted October 3, 2012 Share I just don't want to hear any stories about the one in white. He looks like a paedophile... its always the ones in white isnt it http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uUIhB1LZXag/TyJ1XZOyiHI/AAAAAAAABg4/YllqDvsGrvI/s1600/The+Pope.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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