Stretch Posted October 2, 2012 Posted October 2, 2012 Were you bored or somethin', Gummi? those look like legs that dont match to me
gummibear Posted October 2, 2012 Posted October 2, 2012 Were you bored or somethin', Gummi? Not me....internet pic.I have a razor sharp tan line and bigger quads. pista 1
dracs Posted October 2, 2012 Posted October 2, 2012 Not me....internet pic.I have a razor sharp tan line and bigger quads.Big quads? like this?http://www.quad-atv.za.net/Images/yamaha_big_bear_400_4x4_red.jpg
Stretch Posted October 2, 2012 Posted October 2, 2012 A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one. Traffic Cop: Don't have one? Older Woman: No. I lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving. Traffic Cop: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.. Older Woman: I can't do that. Traffic Cop: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Traffic Cop: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Traffic Cop: You what!? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The traffic cop looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car while calling for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: My colleague here tells me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Are you serious?! Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The traffic cop is quite stunned. Officer 2: My colleague claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license quizzically. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, but I am puzzled, as I was told by my officer here that you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner! Older Woman: Bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too.
'Dale Posted October 2, 2012 Posted October 2, 2012 http://maxcdn.thedesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Clever-Street-Keyboard-l.jpg
'Dale Posted October 2, 2012 Posted October 2, 2012 For 'Face Plant': http://maxcdn.thedesigninspiration.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Face-Plant-l.jpg
TNT1 Posted October 3, 2012 Author Posted October 3, 2012 http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzgisvu3nr1qgiw5to1_400.jpg
TNT1 Posted October 3, 2012 Author Posted October 3, 2012 http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m73sg9vHCK1qak0uxo1_400.jpg barrykm, Hairy, Wannabe and 1 other 4
gummibear Posted October 3, 2012 Posted October 3, 2012 I didn't realize that SA had so many soldiers in the French Foreign Legion.Met a few of them yesterday and thought about the loss for the SA Army. pista 1
Octavian Posted October 3, 2012 Posted October 3, 2012 Eugene de Kock must have some stories on them...
TNT1 Posted October 3, 2012 Author Posted October 3, 2012 Eugene de Kock must have some stories on them... I just don't want to hear any stories about the one in white. He looks like a paedophile...
Stretch Posted October 3, 2012 Posted October 3, 2012 I just don't want to hear any stories about the one in white. He looks like a paedophile... its always the ones in white isnt it http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uUIhB1LZXag/TyJ1XZOyiHI/AAAAAAAABg4/YllqDvsGrvI/s1600/The+Pope.jpg
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