I have an idea for a new thread...

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[Sepia]

And now I will leave the very best for last.

I would be able to ride on her wheel forever and ever and ever ...............................

[Stretch]

And for some Monday morning awesomeness, check out today's Google doodle. Here's a link to a story about what goes into them: Google doodles

just realised Africa's favorite Queen would have been 65 today. True performer!

[Sammajoor]

We're safe...

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Meanwhile..

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looking...

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OUCH...

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Bruno Mars Cat..

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WOW..

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Good advertising..

[Sammajoor]

Hey Sipho! I have a cow for you for just R500!

 

"E yoh, Bongani! I'll take it, you can bring it to me tomorrow!

 

'The next day: 'Sorry Sipho, but the cow died last night.'

 

'Hauw.. So, ok then.. Just give me my money back. "Sorry Sipho, I did already spend that money..

 

"Eish! So, ok then... Just bring me the dead cow.'

 

So, Bongani brought the dead cow to Sipho the next morning.

 

A few weeks later, Bongani bumped into Sipho and asked him what he did with the dead cow?

 

'You won't believe, Bongani! I made a raffle for the cow, and I sold 251 tickets for R5 each! I made a profit of R850! But, I didn't tell anyone the cow was dead..

 

"Yoh! And the people didn't complain?

 

"Eish! Only the guy who won! So, I gave him back his R5 and he was happy!'

 

Sipho is now in parliament...

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[Stretch]

seems it took a bit of time to make the haka intimidating....

 

[ichnusa]

haha! thats interesting... needed a bit of mauri inspiration to make it real!

[Chubba]

Gently touch her hand and show her that you care.

 

[Daideron]

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