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Mmmm...... there is only one that trumps the charger. the cuda.

 

 

Agreed, in particular Joe Rogans " Sick Fish " :thumbup:

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Agreed, in particular Joe Rogans " Sick Fish " :thumbup:

 

 

Jip... no more to be said.

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Caution there sir. You may need a fullface lid, if you keep that up! :D

 

And I've never seen an Irish drinking anything but guiness. Photo is clearly a fake!

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LONDON TIMES - QUOTE OF THE WEEK

 

Affirmative Action

 

"South Africa is the only country in the world where affirmative action is in the favor of the majority who has complete political control. The fact that the political majority requires affirmative

action to protect them against a 9% minority group is testament to a complete failure on their part to build their own wealth making structures, such that their only solution is to take it from others."

 

London Times

 

 

Repost!

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A Blonde's Year in Review

 

January

Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

 

February

Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....

Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!!

 

March

Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....

Box said '2-4 years!'

 

April

Trapped on escalator for hours ...

Power went out!!!

 

May

Tried to make Kool Aid.....wrong instructions....

8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

 

June

Tried to go water skiing.......

Couldn't find a lake with a slope.

 

July

Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....

Learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

 

August

Got locked out of my car in rain storm......

Car swamped because soft-top was open.

 

September

The capital of California is 'C'

.....isn't it ???

 

October

Hate M & M's.....

They are so hard to peel.

 

November

Baked turkey for 41/2 days ....

Instructions said 1hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

 

December

 

Couldn't call 911.

'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!

 

 

 

THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR:

 

A man was in his front yard mowing when an attractive blonde female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to her mailbox.

 

She opened it, looked inside, then slammed it shut, and stormed back into the house.

A little later, she came out again, went to the mail box, opened it, looked inside, and then slammed it shut again, and angrily went back inside the house.

As the man was getting ready to edge his lawn she came back out, marched to the mailbox, opened it, and then slammed it shut harder than ever.

 

Puzzled by her actions the man asked, 'Is something wrong?'

 

To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'

 

 

 

 

'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL'.

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If the punting of religous views and points are frowned upon, the the punting of anti-religious view should be frowned upon as well... Goose / Gander, Pot / Kettle, etc, etc, etc , ad nausium ....

That is exactly what I meant, thanks Agteros.

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