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Posted

'n Ou Boesman kry 'n spieël in die veld.

Hy weet nie wat dit is nie.

Skrik toe hy daarin kyk, want die gesig wat hy sien, lyk nes sy oorlede pa.

Elke keer as hy na sy pa verlang, kyk hy in die spieël en huil verdrietig.

Sy vrou wonder wat aangaan en gryp die spieël.

Sy kyk daarin en sien die lelikste vrou wat sy nog ooit gesien het.

Sy skreeu vir haar man: 'Jou gemors, is dit oor hierdie lelike m#$d wat jy so tjank?'

Posted

A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the

parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was

chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner.

 

However, since the politician was delayed, the Priest decided to say his

own few words while they waited:

 

"I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard

here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first

person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set

and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He

had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an

affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs and gave VD to his sister.

I was appalled. But as the days went on, I learned that my people were not

all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and

loving people."

 

Just as the Priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of

apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and

gave his talk:

 

"I'll never forget the first day our parish Priest arrived, said the

politician. In fact, I had the honour of being the first person to go to

him for confession."

Posted (edited)

Damn, what i'll do for that burger right now

It looked like Friday the 13th. here at lunchtime with me demolishing a burger earlier :thumbup:

 

http://www.pictures13.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/jason-Vorhees-Friday-the-13th-wb.jpg

 

http://f00.inventorspot.com/images/Mega+mac.jpg

Edited by Dangle
Posted

http://www.seriouswheels.com/pics-1950-1959/1956-Ford-NJ-State-Police-le.jpg

 

They just dont make them like they used to...sigh...

Man I just LOVE vintage cars!!

Thanks for this one...*drooling* :thumbup:

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