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Dr. Marc Faber, the leading investment guru, concluded his annual bulletin with the following comments.

 

"If SARS issues each of us an average of R3,620 on tax refund and we spend that money at the TOLL PLAZAs, the money all goes to China. We spend it on Petrol, it all goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer, it will go to India. We purchase fruits and vegetables, it will all go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car, it will all go to Germany. If we purchase useless crap, it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the struggling South African economy.

 

The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it all on prostitutes, dagga and beer, since these are the only products still produced in South Africa ----!!

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Dr. Marc Faber, the leading investment guru, concluded his annual bulletin with the following comments.

 

"If SARS issues each of us an average of R3,620 on tax refund and we spend that money at the TOLL PLAZAs, the money all goes to China. We spend it on Petrol, it all goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer, it will go to India. We purchase fruits and vegetables, it will all go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car, it will all go to Germany. If we purchase useless crap, it will all go to Taiwan and none of it will help the struggling South African economy.

 

The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it all on prostitutes, dagga and beer, since these are the only products still produced in South Africa ----!!

 

Thats brilliant!

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so five bucks is equel to half a nelson?

not really. a half nelson could be 5, 10, 25, 50 or 100 with the five denominations.

 

wonder when we'll get a R500 note. my wallet is so tight with all the leopards bulging in it.

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Our money unit is going to change. a cent is now going to be called a Mamparra and a Rand is going to be a Malema, does this now mean that a hundred mamparra's are now going to equal 1 Malema?

 

ps; Mamparra's present on the hub excluded of course

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