I have an idea for a new thread...

[Sammajoor]

Pensioner's Sex Guide:

Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.

Set timer for 10 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!

Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

Keep extra Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act.

Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too.

If it works, call everyone you know with the good news.

Don't even think about trying it twice.

[Tumbleweed]

On the subject of ducks...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTdDN_MRe64

 

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! Classic scene!

[Grebel]

Well, the duck has Wikipedia cred. I personally would have used rabbits. Fearsome creatures, rabbits.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ktB7qHezFs&feature=player_detailpage

[Redline]

[Caerus]

 

 

 

Edited March 6, 2012 by Caerus

[Grebel]

@ Caerus, when were those taken?

[barrykm]

Wow, Surf's Up!

[Caerus]

@ Caerus, when were those taken?

 

Today & yesterday

[Grebel]

_{I might be tempted to take my camera to work and have a look at the bluff tomorrow!}

Edited March 6, 2012 by Grebel

[Captain Fastbastard Mayhem]

Today & yesterday

 

I remember doing that a while back... on the tail end of the last big swell - 2007, I think it was... Joh, joh joh that was fun!

[Stretch]

@ Caerus, when were those taken?

 

i put this video link a couple days ago

Edited March 6, 2012 by Stretch

[Caerus]

i put this video link a couple days ago

 

I tried to post a link to that earlier, but would not work. Its sick, so much of goodness

[Agteros]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K5G7-mRBP4

[Capricorn]

dayum Heman..bump, bumrushed, and then fed a shoe. i'll bet the lattter did the most damage. but my word, what possessed that driver to lose his marbles like that?!??

Edited March 6, 2012 by Capricorn

[Agteros]

 

dayum Heman..bump, bumrushed, and then fed a shoe. i'll bet the lattter did the most damage. but my word, what possessed that driver to lose his marbles like that?!??

 

I have no idea but the guy did cross the road in front of the taxi. Would love to know more about what happened in the moments before the first bump.

The driver's actions stay inexcusable though!

 

EWN has a 'follow up' article, but no details on the cause of it all

[Captain Fastbastard Mayhem]

Shaite