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aaah the drive-in - that is where i lost my ........popcorn

Was it ..... erm... special popcorn, or just a case of stuffing your ... erm .... face?

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ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% I would have given him 100%

 

 

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?

* his last battle

 

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

* at the bottom of the page

 

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?

* liquid

 

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?

* marriage

 

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?

* exams

 

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?

* Lunch & dinner

 

Q7. What looks like half an apple?

* The other half

 

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?

* it will simply become wet

 

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??

* No problem, he sleeps at night.

 

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

 

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples

and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?

* Very large hands

 

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take

four men to build it?

* No time at all, the wall is already built.

 

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

*Concrete floors are very hard to crack. .

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