Dont blow your snot on other riders!!!

[Jakes9.9]

To the 2 roadie *********s who blew snot all over my wife this morning coming down Llandudno - you weak ass jokers, you knew she was there riding behind you. What is wrong with you **** head???? Try that trick on me and I'll stick my entire arm down your throat.

[Cav']

haha you tell them! I also hate it when oke do it.

[Nish4]

I saw this happen a few months ago near the circus tent, the outcome was one dude sleeping nicely beside the road.

The bunch carried on and left him there..

[PYGA1]

Ya it pisses me off, it is so siff, inconsiderate chops

[Deep Section]

Well that's what happens to wheel suckers! it's not a nice experience though.

[Azonic]

Blowing a snot rocket is a much lesser sin than sniffing and sniffing and sniffing and sniffing the whole flippin ride. For some reason I always up with the sniffers right next to me. Just blow your fkin nose!

[Let's Ride]

Happened to me a few times.

 

Rather spit and aim for the pavement if you must.

[TNT1]

To the 2 roadie *********s

 

So are you and your wife mtbers? What was she doing on the road? What were you doing on the road?

[Kranswurm]

To the 2 roadie *********s who blew snot all over my wife this morning coming down Llandudno - you weak ass jokers, you knew she was there riding behind you. What is wrong with you **** head???? Try that trick on me and I'll stick my entire arm down your throat.

 

Synchronised greenies.......

[Bonus]

I just taught my step daughter to "snot shot" this weekend. Her first mistake was not turning her head in favour of the nostril to be emptied - resulting in her snotting across herself. lol

 

Snotting when riding in a group is different though - you have to check behind you and in fact the snotter usually moves out of the pack a bit so as not to blast anyone. (no one wants to become the snottie)

[duringd]

The basic rule should be - just look behind you before you offload! Very nice feeling when you get to clean your sinuses out properly! B)

[Heckflosse]

The basic rule should be - just look behind you before you offload! Very nice feeling when you get to clean your sinuses out properly! B)

+1

[Big J-WP]

Thank God we were three riders going down there, so I know it was not me.

[Naushie]

I was hit by snot during a race. Not a nice feeling.

 

I make a point of checking behind me and moving away if necessary before blowing my nose.

[Sandro]

A snotklap deserves a ****klap.

[Deep Section]

I would not advise while descending, pulling out or looking behind you. That would be a bit silly if you asked me!