Jump to content

Dont blow your snot on other riders!!!


Jakes9.9

Recommended Posts

To the 2 roadie *********s who blew snot all over my wife this morning coming down Llandudno - you weak ass jokers, you knew she was there riding behind you. What is wrong with you **** head???? Try that trick on me and I'll stick my entire arm down your throat.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

  • Replies 55
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Top Posters In This Topic

I saw this happen a few months ago near the circus tent, the outcome was one dude sleeping nicely beside the road.

The bunch carried on and left him there..

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Blowing a snot rocket is a much lesser sin than sniffing and sniffing and sniffing and sniffing the whole flippin ride. For some reason I always up with the sniffers right next to me. Just blow your fkin nose!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

To the 2 roadie *********s

 

So are you and your wife mtbers? What was she doing on the road? What were you doing on the road?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

To the 2 roadie *********s who blew snot all over my wife this morning coming down Llandudno - you weak ass jokers, you knew she was there riding behind you. What is wrong with you **** head???? Try that trick on me and I'll stick my entire arm down your throat.

 

Synchronised greenies.......

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I just taught my step daughter to "snot shot" this weekend. Her first mistake was not turning her head in favour of the nostril to be emptied - resulting in her snotting across herself. lol

 

Snotting when riding in a group is different though - you have to check behind you and in fact the snotter usually moves out of the pack a bit so as not to blast anyone. (no one wants to become the snottie)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The basic rule should be - just look behind you before you offload! Very nice feeling when you get to clean your sinuses out properly! B)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

The basic rule should be - just look behind you before you offload! Very nice feeling when you get to clean your sinuses out properly! B)

+1

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I was hit by snot during a race. Not a nice feeling.

 

I make a point of checking behind me and moving away if necessary before blowing my nose.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I would not advise while descending, pulling out or looking behind you. That would be a bit silly if you asked me!

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Settings My Forum Content My Followed Content Forum Settings Ad Messages My Ads My Favourites My Saved Alerts My Pay Deals Help Logout