Chamois Cream - do you use it?

[jcza]

A new low even by hub standards.....

 

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[Help.Me.]

we came in so late there was nobody in the showers..............

[jcza]

your arse will never end up like oompies if you keep lathering that rubbish on it

 

They don't make 'em like they used to Mike, all this metrosexual nonsense these days.

[Pants Boy]

No - I'm a hard-ass.

[Mike Bike]

They don't make 'em like they used to Mike, all this metrosexual nonsense these days.

i understand these blerry youngsters cant hack it...but isnt DIPS the same kinda vintage as us?

[Pieter1]

Do you rub it onto the chamois or on your but?

[DIPSLICK]

They don't make 'em like they used to Mike, all this metrosexual nonsense these days.

AG PLEASE, BOYS I PROMISED NOT TO TELL THE "LAAITJIES" BUT DAY 3 OOM STOPPED BY MY TENT AND ASKED FOR SOME CREAM.......SORRY OOM I WASNT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING BUT I FEEL COMPELLED TO TELL THE TRUTH, THIS IS AFTER ALL THE HUB AND THE TRUTH ALWAYS COMES OUT

[rouxtjie]

Do you rub it onto the chamois or on your but?

Both, depending how you feel the morning....

[DIPSLICK]

i understand these blerry youngsters cant hack it...but isnt DIPS the same kinda vintage as us?

EASY THERE OOM2 I AM STILL A SPRING CHICKEN BY YOUR STANDARDS, TOPPIE BY THE LAAITJIES STANDARDS

[rouxtjie]

AG PLEASE, BOYS I PROMISED NOT TO TELL THE "LAAITJIES" BUT DAY 3 OOM STOPPED BY MY TENT AND ASKED FOR SOME CREAM.......SORRY OOM I WASNT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING BUT I FEEL COMPELLED TO TELL THE TRUTH, THIS IS AFTER ALL THE HUB AND THE TRUTH ALWAYS COMES OUT

I knew it, I freakin knew it.....

[jcza]

AG PLEASE, BOYS I PROMISED NOT TO TELL THE "LAAITJIES" BUT DAY 3 OOM STOPPED BY MY TENT AND ASKED FOR SOME CREAM.......SORRY OOM I WASNT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING BUT I FEEL COMPELLED TO TELL THE TRUTH, THIS IS AFTER ALL THE HUB AND THE TRUTH ALWAYS COMES OUT

[jcza]

Both, depending how you feel the morning....

 

Or how much time you have - laaities needed 30mins every morning

[Pieter1]

 

Both, depending how you feel the morning....

Sweet. I'll give the stuff a try. I get huge freakin saddle sores, changed the saddle which helped, have not ridden for amlost a month so they are away for now and I'd like to keep it that way.

[DIPSLICK]

CAN YOU GUYS SEE THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN THE SHOCK ON THIS OKES FACE AND OSCARS.........DONT BELIEVE IT BOYS

[Wannabe]

Do not use it, did once, hated the "mushy" feeling.

I do not even use Bibshorts, just make sure the shorts you use fit good, keep it clean (never cycle with same shorts twice in a row without them having been washed / rinsed.)

My 50 miler took me just under 4 1/2 hours, no problem.

Should I feel the start of an ingrown hair in the tender / nether regions, I use one of those girly things they use to exfoliate their skins (ok, I have my own, do not share the wife's) and scrub the area good with antibacterial soap (Dettol soap is good) and the problem is soon a thing of the past.

[ChUkKy]

SeanN sorry we totally hijacked your fred...................

 

No prob, this fred is open for discussion as I swear by bum cream. I will always use it, my bum is happier