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I rode my 29er on the spruit in my baggies and did the jumps

 

Now where Jack Sparrows song, jy dink jy's kooler as ekker?

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I always though 510 and 8" was my personal height and length (you know what I mean)

 

didnt even know it referred to shoes and travel :ph34r:

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Ok, so here goes.

 

1. i ride a 29r

2. i wear lycra

3. i have my bikes brand on my shirt

4. i love dirt roads

5. I upload my rides to strava

6. i share them on facebook

7. i ride clipped in

8. i bunny hop better when clipped in

9. i love every second i am on the bike, i smile like a flippin idiot the whole time.

 

 

Now read the list above, and tell me of those 9 points, only one matters. Which is it?

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Ok, so here goes.

 

1. i ride a 29r

2. i wear lycra

3. i have my bikes brand on my shirt

4. i love dirt roads

5. I upload my rides to strava

6. i share them on facebook

7. i ride clipped in

8. i bunny hop better when clipped in

9. i love every second i am on the bike, i smile like a flippin idiot the whole time.

 

 

Now read the list above, and tell me of those 9 points, only one matters. Which is it?

 

ooo...lemmie, lemmie! I know!

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Ride whatever you like, stop worrying about what others are riding, take your bike out and pedal the damn thing!

 

Must be the first time I've seen this revelation on the hub ......... ;)

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Ok, so here goes.

 

1. i ride a 29r

2. i wear lycra

3. i have my bikes brand on my shirt

4. i love dirt roads

5. I upload my rides to strava

6. i share them on facebook

7. i ride clipped in

8. i bunny hop better when clipped in

9. i love every second i am on the bike, i smile like a flippin idiot the whole time.

 

 

Now read the list above, and tell me of those 9 points, only one matters. Which is it?

9.!

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Ok, so here goes.

 

1. i ride a 29r

2. i wear lycra

3. i have my bikes brand on my shirt

4. i love dirt roads

5. I upload my rides to strava

6. i share them on facebook

7. i ride clipped in

8. i bunny hop better when clipped in

9. i love every second i am on the bike, i smile like a flippin idiot the whole time.

 

 

Now read the list above, and tell me of those 9 points, only one matters. Which is it?

 

NEIN!

 

Oh, and I also "bunnyhop" better with clips. Now that I know the right technique, I'll be able to lift up the rear higher. But if I practice more on the flats, I'll get there without having to pull up...

 

Meh.

 

Oh - and I wear bibs under my shorts... :)

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You're all wrong!

 

Number 6 is the most important.

 

How will everyone else know how cool and hardcore you are if you don't post everything you do on Facebook. Everything else is irrelevant if you're not posting it on Facebook.

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You and Patches both dude :thumbup: - sleeps in his freebie 360life doper kit :unsure:

patches loves Lycra more than he likes his morewoods

 

I like the way they make me feel slim, elegant and graceful!

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I like the way they make me feel slim, elegant and graceful!

and the way they make you look slim, elegant and gracefull to the PDS hospital nurses...;)
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Ok, so here goes.

 

1. i ride a 29r

2. i wear lycra

3. i have my bikes brand on my shirt

4. i love dirt roads

5. I upload my rides to strava

6. i share them on facebook

7. i ride clipped in

8. i bunny hop better when clipped in

9. i love every second i am on the bike, i smile like a flippin idiot the whole time.

 

 

Now read the list above, and tell me of those 9 points, only one matters. Which is it?

 

uhhhhm... you forgot number 10

 

10. Drinking weiss beer with mates afterwards

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