straatvark Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 Alfred hasn't replied to Frankie Moser re: the Dogma yet this morning. I wonder if he is panicking? Perhaps I should try and buy some Sapp wheels? He is a bit too busy answering 'private' Skype calls and listening to silence from a microphone located in a nostril while my climbing breathing technique are being practised.
Willie2011 Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 This is a very entertaining thread.Mr Alfred's business is BOOMING!!
Ecko_1 Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 This is funny. Best i have seen is on the VW Club SA forum. Went on for a few months (6+ IIRC), and the scammer was sent 2 packages (different times) and had to pay delivery charges with DHL (few hundred $). First package was a massive afrikaans bible with pubes and the requested money in Zim dollars (funnily enough the Zim $s were stolen from the package before it reached its destination in Nigeria. The 2nd had a few broken laptops.
GhostSixFour Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 This is funny. Best i have seen is on the VW Club SA forum. Went on for a few months (6+ IIRC), and the scammer was sent 2 packages (different times) and had to pay delivery charges with DHL (few hundred $). First package was a massive afrikaans bible with pubes and the requested money in Zim dollars (funnily enough the Zim $s were stolen from the package before it reached its destination in Nigeria. The 2nd had a few broken laptops. Don't suppose you can find a link to that?
Shebeen Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 Alfred hasn't replied to Frankie Moser re: the Dogma yet this morning. I wonder if he is panicking? Perhaps I should try and buy some Sapp wheels?steve irwin got a hit...to the crocodile farm in the sky!! yes, you can guess where that is going?!!! Hello Alfredo. Thank you for dropping the price, that is reasonable of you. I asked what colours you have. That is very important to me, even more than the price. I'm serious buyer, serious like a house on fire. I saw one in pink at the hypermarket, which I think is actually maybe for ladies, BUT this guy was fast on the bike. (it might actually have been red and white and it just looked pink as he blurred past). Is randomdisposable bikes VAT registered? I would like to put it through my company and claim the vat back. We do that in australia to cheat the taxman, I claim it is for the business and then use it for my own leisure. I would need an invoice for this can you maybe draw one up for the original price R25000, then i can cheat the tax man even more. What is your payment terms? do you really expect me to pay everything up front, i would rather pay 40% in advance, and then the remainder once i receive the bike. I see your offices are in plett, my daughter is going to be there this week - could she collect the bike rather, and then i save the R500 on shipping? is the bike sold voetstoots, or do we use the CPA if there are problems.baie dankieSteve Irwin On Thu, Nov 28, 2013 at 9:46 AM, Alfred Samuel <randombikesworld@disposable.com> wrote:Hello steve irwin, The Trek Speed Concept 9.5 Tri Bike is very much Available and we have it in large size. The price we sell the Trek Speed Concept 9.5 Tri Bike is ---R25,000 but we can accept R20,000 from you, if you are a serious buyer. Shipment/Delivery cost is ---R500 We deliver via Globe Flight Courier Service and within 24-48 hours, you will receive the bike at your desire destination once your payment is confirmed. Await your response. ----- Original Message -----From: Google Business SitebuilderSent: 11/28/13 09:23 AMTo: randombikesworld@disposable.com, bicycaccessoriesltd@gmail.comSubject: New contact request from steve irwin on randombikesworld.wozaonline.co.za Name: steve irwinPhone: 021 710 5129Email:Comment: I'm very interested in the Trek Speed Concept 9.5 Tri Bike, it would be size large. what colours? also i saw it going for cheaper - at R20000. are you negotiable?
Ecko_1 Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 Don't suppose you can find a link to that?I can find it but you have to register to view. I will search and post the link
Shebeen Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 this email address was used as well. bicycaccessoriesltd@gmail.com does google have a fraud division? it's one thing shutting an avenue down, but with a bit of work this guy can be put out of business for good. Don't suppose you can find a link to that?yes we do!
Ecko_1 Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 http://www.vwclub.co.za/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=111767&hilit=vuil+poepholMeet Father Vuil Poephol from the Convent of the Holy Hoernaai. You need to register on the forum (free) to view the section. Definitely worth it.
V12man Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 this email address was used as well. bicycaccessoriesltd@gmail.com does google have a fraud division? it's one thing shutting an avenue down, but with a bit of work this guy can be put out of business for good. yes we do! Yes - they do - email fraud@gmail.com
Guest Latent Blue Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 Isnt this guy wondering... Why am i getting all these verbose requests from these historical figures... all intent on telling elaborate stories?...
no calves Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 Isnt this guy wondering... Why am i getting all these verbose requests from these historical figures... all intent on telling elaborate stories?... D()()$DOM
johannrissik Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 He is a bit too busy answering 'private' Skype calls and listening to silence from a microphone located in a nostril while my climbing breathing technique are being practised. From a Telkom payphone outside the Magistrate's Court::Eduardo Zachary had a firm but polite talk to Alfred; the Joe Massapous called him. Joe was a little less polite and had to keep repeating his name quite loudly. Poor Adino and Joe were standing outside the warehouse at Plattimbugbay with R78000 in a brown bag and there was no-one to collect? Alfred will now be returning Joe's call. I would like to be a fly on the wall outside the Magistrates Court when Alfred says "I want to speak to Joe Massapous to the security guards who answer the phone..... Keep it up guys, if you have 5 minutes, yank Alfred's chain from an untraceable phone: 071 459 7145
eeeek Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 From a Telkom payphone outside the Magistrate's Court::Eduardo Zachary had a firm but polite talk to Alfred; the Joe Massapous called him. Joe was a little less polite and had to keep repeating his name quite loudly. Poor Adino and Joe were standing outside the warehouse at Plattimbugbay with R78000 in a brown bag and there was no-one to collect? Alfred will now be returning Joe's call. I would like to be a fly on the wall outside the Magistrates Court when Alfred says "I want to speak to Joe Massapous to the security guards who answer the phone..... Keep it up guys, if you have 5 minutes, yank Alfred's chain from an untraceable phone:071 459 7145 I giggled all the way home yesterday thinking about poor Alfred, Kalkrand Tannie and the two Joes. I imagine today will be no different
PrinceVlad Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 Wait Wait....Vladimir Katsjabalsaf is now sending a mail to ask for a deal on 24" Cervelo P3 for his 12 year old son.
Cav' Posted November 28, 2013 Author Posted November 28, 2013 Alfred: Hi is Joe there Pay phone victim: Joe who sir? Alfred: Joe Massapuss Pay phone victim: Eskuus Alfred: Joe Massapuss! Pay phone victim: Man jou ma se.... Classic
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