Barry Stuart Posted December 30, 2014 Posted December 30, 2014 There's always one piston wristed gibbon. And when he gets hit at 50kph he'll be the first one bitching.
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted December 30, 2014 Author Posted December 30, 2014 It's a pity you didn't take a photo of him.I was thinking the same thing. ..
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted December 30, 2014 Author Posted December 30, 2014 This thread neem some photos of the Methanol And how dare he call you and Mark dude as "big..."Lol. Dude. There's no getting past the fact that I AM big. 105kg ain't small. But, he was wearing content w2w kit, and them Methanols aren't that common at all.
TheV Posted December 30, 2014 Posted December 30, 2014 .....myself and Marko35s confronted you and informed you......upon being confronted .... ....Mark & I said .... your opinion of yourself was entirely too inflated ....what we tried to say .... is that you can NOT ride up a trail designated as Downhill Only. End of story. I do hope this gets to you... I do regret my profanity .... You guys did a lot of "confronting"... which words did you use potty mouth... did you drop some F-BOMBS!!!!?...AHOLES..??? because that's ok... but if you called him a cant I would be very disappointed in you Sir.. no need to talk like that... you "cant" go there on the mount-ain bru
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted December 30, 2014 Author Posted December 30, 2014 You guys did a lot of "confronting"... which words did you use potty mouth... did you drop some F-BOMBS!!!!?...AHOLES..??? because that's ok... but if you called him a cant I would be very disappointed in you Sir.. no need to talk like that... you "cant" go there on the mount-ain bruI confess, I did call him a can't. The rest I don't care about, but that's the one I regret. It's also the one that actually got him to shut up.
Bizkit031 Posted December 30, 2014 Posted December 30, 2014 I confess, I did call him a can't. The rest I don't care about, but that's the one I regret. It's also the one that actually got him to shut up. So he looked like a F$*+ing TAPPET race snake with his W2W kit.
TheV Posted December 30, 2014 Posted December 30, 2014 I confess, I did call him a can't. The rest I don't care about, but that's the one I regret. It's also the one that actually got him to shut up. Shame on you... can't wait to take you on a spruit ride with us - we will have to wash your mouth with soap and "afterwords" you will be crying on the shower floor from all the guilt of cant bombs... dogs, walkers, runners, strava-cants, SS-cants... so many cants to confront on the spruit... people need to learn how to be considerate, especially when there are clear rules... I'm sure there are many nice climbs to ride, why ride up a DH trail, it's just so stupid...? I just "CANT" understand it. In any case, hope you feel better after your rant, have some pies with your beer, maybe you can hit 60kmh down next time... how do you get to the top of the DH line anyway?
the nerd Posted December 30, 2014 Posted December 30, 2014 Shame on you... can't wait to take you on a spruit ride with us - we will have to wash your mouth with soap and "afterwords" you will be crying on the shower floor from all the guilt of cant bombs... dogs, walkers, runners, strava-cants, SS-cants... so many cants to confront on the spruit... people need to learn how to be considerate, especially when there are clear rules... I'm sure there are many nice climbs to ride, why ride up a DH trail, it's just so stupid...? I just "CANT" understand it. In any case, hope you feel better after your rant, have some pies with your beer, maybe you can hit 60kmh down next time... how do you get to the top of the DH line anyway? You clearly don't ride it.
Raydek Posted December 30, 2014 Posted December 30, 2014 You clearly don't ride it.There are bidirectional single tacks or jeep tracks..
Starvin' Marvin Posted December 30, 2014 Posted December 30, 2014 Is it just me or is mountain biking starting to get the same 'tudes as roadies?
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted December 30, 2014 Author Posted December 30, 2014 Shame on you... can't wait to take you on a spruit ride with us - we will have to wash your mouth with soap and "afterwords" you will be crying on the shower floor from all the guilt of cant bombs... dogs, walkers, runners, strava-cants, SS-cants... so many cants to confront on the spruit... people need to learn how to be considerate, especially when there are clear rules... I'm sure there are many nice climbs to ride, why ride up a DH trail, it's just so stupid...? I just "CANT" understand it. In any case, hope you feel better after your rant, have some pies with your beer, maybe you can hit 60kmh down next time... how do you get to the top of the DH line anyway?Lol. Thank goodness it's soap and not Spruit water. Whew! I'm not normally a person that riles uo easily. But this oke just managed to tick all the boxes. Anyway... Oh. I get to the top by various means: Riding on the jeep track and bi directional trails Or Walk up the jeep track until I get to the bottom of the one dh trail (lower dh trail hugs the fire road, so it'd be pointless to walk up) and then walk up beside the trail. Today we walked up the jeep track (Mark's lightie ate too much at a bday party so was feeling a bit pap) to the top of one of the trails and then stopped to check out a few lone choices at the exit of the dh trail that the oke rode up.
Odinson Posted December 30, 2014 Posted December 30, 2014 Lol. Dude. There's no getting past the fact that I AM big. 105kg ain't small. But, he was wearing content w2w kit, and them Methanols aren't that common at all. http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/22/22ac8884fd0df07355f0ae5a940a4cde42cd257b9387ab734ac927a1653b2dd1.jpg
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted December 30, 2014 Author Posted December 30, 2014 You clearly don't ride it.Nope, but V is in jhb and doesn't know the trails.
TheV Posted December 30, 2014 Posted December 30, 2014 You clearly don't ride it. I was asking how potty mouth mayhem gets his duk 105kg ass up the DH line in the WC. What ya gonna do with that big fats ass.. wiggle wiggle confront confront.. wiggle
Captain Fastbastard Mayhem Posted December 30, 2014 Author Posted December 30, 2014 http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/22/22ac8884fd0df07355f0ae5a940a4cde42cd257b9387ab734ac927a1653b2dd1.jpgLol. Too right. My ass is bad. Doesn't fit my old jeans.
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