Allrounder Posted July 5, 2016 Share of the coffee for a week or two and 2 liters of water a day solved that problem for me. Or keep on drinking coffee and get a mild laxative for a couple of days to "relieve the pressure" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin Posted July 5, 2016 Share Had surgery for prolapsed buggers a few years ago. Blocked the following few days out of my mind for ever. Can't imagine there's anything more painful a man deserves to experience. The old chirp of feeling like a pinecone wrapped in barbed wire forced through your nostril is about right.But man after that it changes your life. Best thing I ever did. I'm told the newer generation surgery is less painful, but I'm sure I had the red hot poker method charlesvh and mrbaker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KABOUS Posted July 5, 2016 Share FixedThanx !! BDF 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IH8MUD Posted July 5, 2016 Share Sensitive topic but sensitive !! Just wondering how many of you have had it and I am certain that long hours in the saddle causes this due to increased " Valsalva effect"Did you go for surgery or did this just clear up on its own? Did you have to stop training for a while ? Haven't seen similar post might be interesting!Unless you have a constant cough, blow up big balloons(very many) , lift weights, press hard nuggets (straining during stool like when constipated) or give natural birth in the long hours in your saddle . . . . it is very very unlike to be caused by the long hours in the saddle. What V12man said. Also try and identify what you do in you daily life that increase the internal abdominal pressure. If you can id this, and avoid it, it might help solve you problem without surgery.With men, mostly to long (and straining) in The Game of the Throne, heavy lifting in gym or work related or constant coughing. (possible side effect of ACE-Inh) Edited July 5, 2016 by IH8MUD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomS Posted July 5, 2016 Share Home Remedy: PILES AWAY. Zambezi Dve, Sinoville, Pretoria, Gauteng, South Africa Get directions. 0125433286 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanievb Posted July 5, 2016 Share Apply TCP to the area Or comfrey ointment if you can get it (the one mixed with vaseline not the one that looks like aquas cream) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilipV Posted July 5, 2016 Share Some old wives tale advice. When you are on the pot, and the bugger pokes out, you take a box of matches. Strike a match, blow it out, and then poke the haemorrhoids with the smouldering match. It will retreat very quickly to where it needs to be. You might need to repeat it once more, maybe twice, but by day 4 you will only need to shake the box of matches to remind the bugger and it will reverse by itself. Et voila! Le problem solved. Vetseun, the nerd, mrbaker and 6 others 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vetseun Posted July 5, 2016 Share Some old wives tale advice. When you are on the pot, and the bugger pokes out, you take a box of matches. Strike a match, blow it out, and then poke the haemorrhoids with the smouldering match. It will retreat very quickly to where it needs to be. You might need to repeat it once more, maybe twice, but by day 4 you will only need to shake the box of matches to remind the bugger and it will reverse by itself. Et voila! Le problem solved.Bwhaahahahaahahahaaaa BDF 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbaker Posted July 5, 2016 Share Had it once - thought I had died and gone to hell!!Rather just kick me in the nuts repeatedly than make me endure that again... Paul Ruinaard and Endurrbro 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intern Posted July 5, 2016 Share I cant imagine how you would train with them, would not be a fun affair that.Had them once due to a week long stomach virus that ended in hospital, so it kinda put me out of any training for a while.Now we know why you're called Rocket-Boy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
intern Posted July 5, 2016 Share Home Remedy: PILES AWAY. Zambezi Dve, Sinoville, Pretoria, Gauteng, South Africa Get directions. 0125433286'Seems legit'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milky4130 Posted July 5, 2016 Share of the coffee for a week or two and 2 liters of water a day solved that problem for me. Or keep on drinking coffee and get a mild laxative for a couple of days to "relieve the pressure" Is that why you called yourself "Hermes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Ruinaard Posted July 6, 2016 Share I had one once years ago whilst traveling in the USA. Mostly dehydration and bad diet aka airline food. Only time and none since but I can tell you it subsumed my life for about a week. Eventually i managed to get to a drugstore and bought about every remedy i could find on the shelf. It was that bad . I couldn't sneeze, cough or sit without flashes of pain. I was petrified every time i felt a sneeze or cough coming (and i had a cold). The class had no ides and it was about 3 to 4 days i sat there with one goal. Not to sneeze or cough. learned nothing. Imagine a 23 hour flight home... Never ever have I been so happy to land and have such a pained expression on my face to walk into the terminal, nor been to explain to anyone why... More roughage, less protein and more water i believe is the longer term solution. Strongs bud. Its not funny, but afterwards you may laugh about it.... mrbaker 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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