Coolspin Posted January 5, 2018 Posted January 5, 2018 Thats because you dont have hangups in life Does having to go through life with one of these count as a hangup?
Kranswurm Posted January 5, 2018 Posted January 5, 2018 Hey, they dont call you Rookie for nothing. If you really want a Friday Fight, go to the divorce thread and tell the guys its their fault. Or go to the Trump thread and say that he is so bad that he made you support woman!They will prob all agree
Patchelicious Posted January 5, 2018 Posted January 5, 2018 They will prob all agreeProbably, but they aren't the target of the Friday Fight, they are merely the catalysts. Its their friends that will freak out
Velouria Posted January 5, 2018 Posted January 5, 2018 I can always tell when there is a triathlon in the near future by the sudden increase in the "always be aero" riders who wouldn't even consider a wave. Even nodding your head destroys the aero benefit and you lose minutes. So my favourite game to play with turduckens is to ride past them in the most unaero position as possible, breathing through my nose, and wave at them vigorously. And if they try to hop onto my wheel I make sure to enforce the no drafting rule with a disapproving look and a burst of pace (why do turduckens insist on staying aero when going up a hill at 14km/h??? - one of life's great mysteries...)
Underachiever Posted January 5, 2018 Posted January 5, 2018 There is nothing fun about pomping a bicycle tyre with one of these. Most should know, it's no fun pomping with a small pompie.
Cat2forLife Posted January 5, 2018 Posted January 5, 2018 (why do turduckens insist on staying aero when going up a hill at 14km/h??? - one of life's great mysteries...) #marginalgains
Patchelicious Posted January 5, 2018 Posted January 5, 2018 Most should know, it's no fun pomping with a small pompie.Well if there valve is small too, it should still work out ok.
Patchelicious Posted January 5, 2018 Posted January 5, 2018 I can always tell when there is a triathlon in the near future by the sudden increase in the "always be aero" riders who wouldn't even consider a wave. Even nodding your head destroys the aero benefit and you lose minutes. So my favourite game to play with turduckens is to ride past them in the most unaero position as possible, breathing through my nose, and wave at them vigorously. And if they try to hop onto my wheel I make sure to enforce the no drafting rule with a disapproving look and a burst of pace (why do turduckens insist on staying aero when going up a hill at 14km/h??? - one of life's great mysteries...) The mistake you are making is that you are trying to categorise tryathtletes as cyclists. This is not the case, they are a different species, their DNA is closer to that of a E-Biker, CryptoExpert or Vegan than any known species of cyclists.
'Dale Posted January 5, 2018 Posted January 5, 2018 Since this thread stated, I have improved my waving capabilities and it has come at a cost.As I am seriously aero on my 'Dale, I now have a stiff neck that is as a result of the akward mobility & wave action required to be friendly.Off to see the chiro'.
lechatnoir Posted January 5, 2018 Posted January 5, 2018 Off to see the chiro'. Yes, but ask yourself: Is this the pro thing to be doing?
'Dale Posted January 5, 2018 Posted January 5, 2018 Yes, but ask yourself: Is this the pro thing to be doing? You should see what she looks like and how she moves...
Patchelicious Posted January 5, 2018 Posted January 5, 2018 You should see what she looks like and how she moves...Pics or its all lies!!!!
Cat2forLife Posted January 5, 2018 Posted January 5, 2018 The mistake you are making is that you are trying to categorise tryathtletes as cyclists. This is not the case, they are a different species, their DNA is closer to that of a E-Biker, CryptoExpert or Vegan than any known species of cyclists. You hit that nail so hard on it's head.
EmptyB Posted January 5, 2018 Posted January 5, 2018 I can always tell when there is a triathlon in the near future by the sudden increase in the "always be aero" riders who wouldn't even consider a wave. Even nodding your head destroys the aero benefit and you lose minutes. So my favourite game to play with turduckens is to ride past them in the most unaero position as possible, breathing through my nose, and wave at them vigorously. And if they try to hop onto my wheel I make sure to enforce the no drafting rule with a disapproving look and a burst of pace (why do turduckens insist on staying aero when going up a hill at 14km/h??? - one of life's great mysteries...)Maybe cos that position is closer to the handlebar mounted asthma pump...
Velouria Posted January 5, 2018 Posted January 5, 2018 Maybe cos that position is closer to the handlebar mounted asthma pump...As much as I despise triathletes, I don't think it's fair that we paint them all with the same brush just because of a certain Kenyan South African British Monegasque (I had to Google that last one). In fact, I even have a few turducken friends.
Jewbacca Posted January 5, 2018 Posted January 5, 2018 As much as I despise triathletes, I don't think it's fair that we pain them all with the same brush just because of a certain Kenyan South African British Monegasque (I had to Google that last one). In fact, I even have a few turducken friends.And he is a cyclist, not a turducken.... So throwing that shoe at the wrong species there!
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