Seems it happens everywhere now...Alex Richardson mugged

[Eldron]

Just now, FootballingCyclist said:

Is it safe to ride around Richmond Park on Zwift at the moment?

 

#AskingForAfriend

The new update will have motorised muggers that you need to avoid to earn more drops - not the "follow the yellow flag" guy any more....

[FootballingCyclist]

1 minute ago, Eldron said:

The new update will have motorised muggers that you need to avoid to earn more drops - not the "follow the yellow flag" guy any more....

No more recovering in someone's draft and a "close the gap" prompt but rather a "Hurry the F up they're closing in" prompt, and if it's the guys with machetes, You may just lose a life, after you've lost 3 lives you need to start all over again from scratch, Like TV games.

[Eldron]

4 minutes ago, FootballingCyclist said:

No more recovering in someone's draft and a "close the gap" prompt but rather a "Hurry the F up they're closing in" prompt, and if it's the guys with machetes, You may just lose a life, after you've lost 3 lives you need to start all over again from scratch, Like TV games.

Zwift is missing several tricks when it comes to gamifying the experience! Grand Theft Zwift!

 

[SwissVan]

27 minutes ago, FootballingCyclist said:

Is it safe to ride around Richmond Park on Zwift at the moment?

 

#AskingForAfriend

Zwift….

irs like Ironman, Cape Epic and the Argus

Friends will bring it into the conversation to let you know they Zwift 

[Eldron]

2 minutes ago, SwissVan said:

Zwift….

irs like Ironman, Cape Epic and the Argus

Friends will bring it into the conversation to let you know they Zwift 

Oh please....Ironmen, Epicers and Augusteers can only dream of the achieving the lofty heights of paying for a Zwift subscription.

[SwissVan]

8 hours ago, Eldron said:

Oh please....Ironmen, Epicers and Augusteers can only dream of the achieving the lofty heights of paying for a Zwift subscription.

Is discrimination a crime in Denmark ???????? 

you might just push up the crime stats if they see your post

 

Edited October 14, 2021 by SwissVan
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[Eldron]

5 minutes ago, SwissVan said:

Is discrimination a crime in Denmark ???????? 

you might just push up the crime stats if they see your post

 

Is it a legal requirement for foreigners in Swiss to have their sense of humour surgically removed?

[MTBeer]

these Europeans are uptight. Must be the lack of Vit D

[FootballingCyclist]

1 hour ago, SwissVan said:

Zwift….

irs like Ironman, Cape Epic and the Argus

Friends will bring it into the conversation to let you know they Zwift 

And Vegans and crossfitters

[Duane_Bosch]

4 minutes ago, FootballingCyclist said:

And Vegans and crossfitters

And crypto.

[Yyyy]

On 10/9/2021 at 8:57 AM, SwissVan said:

Saw this incident on BBC TV NEWS headlines this morning, that’s the difference. 

It still makes headline news

 

Hold up

I do remember when our pro or semi pros get attacked it also makes the news. Remember that Tri athlete

[FootballingCyclist]

21 minutes ago, Duane_Bosch said:

And crypto.

And Herbalife

[porqui]

9 hours ago, FootballingCyclist said:

Is it safe to ride around Richmond Park on Zwift at the moment?

 

#AskingForAfriend

 

I wonder if they will add some hi-jackers on zwift as an added bonus.

Outride the jackers otherwise zwift crashes on you ????

[SwissVan]

7 hours ago, YaseenEnos said:

Hold up

I do remember when our pro or semi pros get attacked it also makes the news. Remember that Tri athlete

Sorry I don’t remember 

[SwissVan]

8 hours ago, Eldron said:

Is it a legal requirement for foreigners in Swiss to have their sense of humour surgically removed?

Lighten up eldron, it was joke related to your post about the low crime in Denmark 

[Eldron]

27 minutes ago, SwissVan said:

Sorry I don’t remember 

Mhlengi Gwala. It was some weird jealousy fuelled insanity. They tried to saw his leg off....