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[Newboy]

Stm i have watched this thread very carefully and your last post really screws you over even more than anything else

i bank with ABSA the company i work for banks with FNB and the money reflects in my account at midnight of the night that i get paid so in other words they do the deposit on the 25th in the morning and it reflects by midnight that night there is no bank that will take longer than 24hours to transfer the money and if you did make the transfer this afternoon it should be in by tomorrow morning

sorry dude but this is really messed up hey

 

Salaries do get transfered immidiately. The get a special code. Normal transfers between banks take 1 or 2 days.

[MintSauce]

 

 

Yeah sure' date=' this kid is the victim here. If he kept to his word and stopped making pathetic excuses about this that and the other thing, he wouldn't have the problem of looking a little daft, now would he?

 

 

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Noone is saying he's the victim. He f_ed up. But that's a far cry from stealing your shifters and pulling a scaly one on you.

 

 

MintSauce2008-10-22 00:52:46

[NotSoBigBen]

The kid has paid, apologised what more do you okes want huh? An arm, a leg or just some blood ..............

[Jackes]

You ladies with all "this bank this and that bank this"  What bank is STM with and which is intern with, then we can stop speculating and know how long the eft will take

[Tumbleweed]

The kid has paid' date=' apologised what more do you okes want huh? An arm, a leg or just some blood ..............[/quote']

 

pound of flesh would lend a nice shakespearian accent.

[bruce]

The kid has paid' date=' apologised what more do you okes want huh? An arm, a leg or just some blood ..............[/quote']

 

All I said was, "This meal was good enough for Jehovah..."

[Shebeen]

GUYS GUYS GUYS:

 

This weather man is "THE MAN" he rocks dude you all gotta admit.

 

I'm not convinced, so what if he's the love child of Belinda Carlisle and Jean Claude van Damme?

 

who puts fifteen " o's " in empoooomalunger anyway?

[NotSoBigBen]

The kid has paid' date=' apologised what more do you okes want huh? An arm, a leg or just some blood ..............[/quote']

 

pound of flesh would lend a nice shakespearian accent.

 

Sorry mate I am not a thespian such as yourself and am not blessed with that 'turn of phrase', I am but a mere IT person ...........

[Tumbleweed]

The kid has paid' date=' apologised what more do you okes want huh? An arm, a leg or just some blood ..............[/quote']

 

pound of flesh would lend a nice shakespearian accent.

 

Sorry mate I am not a thespian such as yourself and am not blessed with that 'turn of phrase', I am but a mere IT person ...........

 

to log on, on not to log on?

[AndreZA]

 

Sorry mate I am not a thespian such as yourself and am not blessed with that 'turn of phrase'' date=' I am but a mere IT person ...........

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Isn't Thesp near the Norwegian border? They are still a Russian state but with only 7 inhabitants these day they've been absorbed into neighbouring villages.

 

Okay, there's the door.

 

 

[peloton]

This is absolute nonsense. It's just not done - what were you thinking - it's ludicrous.

 

 

 

I cannot believe that anybody with any sense could even vaguely imply that the new guy in front of the weathermap could be likened to his holiness, the Riaan Cruywagen.

 

 

 

Remember - as Chuck does - that Mr Cruywagen does not read the news. He dictates it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Cornelis]

Riaan vs. Chuck 

http://blogspace.mweb.co.za/Portals/_2plus3/images/default/CruywagenR.jpg

For our non-South African readers, I don?t expect you to understand any of this. Suffice to say that Riaan Cruywagen is somewhat of an Afrikaans Regis or Terry Wogan, if you must. Except he rocks. A bit.

Power, Riaan. Power.

Riaan Cruywagen is fluent in twenty seven of South Africa?s eleven official languages.

Riaan Cruywagen knows the news before it happens.

Riaan Cruywagen is cryogenically frozen every night for

exactly

eight hours. His brain impulses are monitored during this and used as templates for deciphering elaborate ancient manuscripts.

Riaan Cruywagen knew you would say that.

Riaan Cruywagen had a telekinetic showdown with Johan Stemmet. After draining all of Stemmet?s powers and rendering him severely retarded, he created

Noot vir Noot

and made Stemmet the host.

Some people believe Riaan Cruywagen wears a toupee - he has, in fact, one perfect hair. The one that covers his entire head - giving it that, ?not quite real? look. Riaan himself is not quite real.

Riaan Cruywagen was the original model for Michelangelo?s statue of David. Unfortunately, that was in the early years of Michelangelo?s career and he wasn?t yet artistically mature enough to capture the Cruywagen essence. He nearly drove himself mad with frustration until eventually he decided to settle for his number 2 choice of model in Chuck Norris who was only 3 years old when he posed for Michelangelo.

One night during an ad break on the 8 o?clock news, Riaan Cruywagen mentioned to the makeup lady that he was ?tired of this apartheid nonsense?. Nelson Mandela was released from prison the next day.

Riaan Cruywagen wasn?t born, he thought himself into existence.

The only man made object visible (with the unaided eye) from space is the Great Wall of China. Riaan Cruywagen can see the Muir Space station with his ?unaided eye?.

Riaan Cruywagen never blinks; if he does the entire world would just not happen for that split second.

When Sir Edmund Hillary reached the summit of Mount Everest, he was welcomed by Riaan Cruywagen, who briefly interviewed him, before wiring the information through to the SAUK.

The SAUK is actually a front for a secret society of Swiss Bankers who manipulate the world?s economy, and is chaired by non other than his most Worshipful Master, Riaan Cruywagen.

In binary code the word ?Riaan Cruywagen? looks like the shroud of Turin.

When he was three Riaan Cruywagen successfully reinvented the wheel.

For his second birthday party he entertained guests by coming up with the first highly successful prototype.

Riaan Cruywagen will never die. His soul gets transferred to another identical body via various arcane rituals and current nano-technology thrice fortnightly.

Bruce Willis? character in Die Hard is based on the unpublished autobiography written by Riaan Cruywagen at the age of 15.

Riaan Cruywagen is an accomplished author and poet - though, humble by nature, he chooses not to write under his own title but prefers to go by psuedonyms such as W. Whitman, E . Hemingway, Proust, JD Salinger and G Chaucer - amongst others.

Riaan Cruywagen?s first job was tutoring Pythagoras.

After reading the news Riaan Cruywagen built the pyramids. It took precisely 17 minutes to draw up the plans and then a further six minutes to think them into existence.

[intern]

Update: STM has made good, the debate over banking EFT times can come to a close. Thanks STM; I would encourage you in future to let people know if there is a problem rather than 'forget' about it.

 

Peace Out.

 

[markStockton]

 

Update: STM has made good' date=' the debate over banking EFT times can come to a close. Thanks STM; I would encourage you in future to let people know if there is a problem rather than 'forget' about it.

 

Peace Out.

 

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Good on you Intern for updating the thread.

 

[Delgado]

I'm with Nedbank as well. 2 days for my eft's and they also don't have a facility to notify the reciever that transfer was done. Makes you think' date=' doesn't it.  [/quote'] An FNB initiative!!

[Guest Agteros]

 

I'm with Nedbank as well. 2 days for my eft's and they also don't have a facility to notify the reciever that transfer was done. Makes you think' date=' doesn't it.  [/quote'] An FNB initiative!!

 

R0.50 per e-mail sent by FNB though....