Delgado Posted May 9, 2007 Share Don't jump off moving trains!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomerSimpson Posted May 9, 2007 Share Do not try to elbow pine trees out of the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kritzie Posted May 9, 2007 Share Do not attempt to sniff winners fuel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delgado Posted May 9, 2007 Share or Wasabi!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buff Posted May 9, 2007 Share Don't try steer with one hand and remove sunglasses with the other while riding technical singletrack!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kritzie Posted May 9, 2007 Share Or peach schnapps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisH Posted May 9, 2007 Share Don't try putting on a long sleeved jersey when standing in a doorway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwissVan Posted May 9, 2007 Share  Never believe your training partner / competitors when it comes to how "little" training they have been doing...  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1hill@aTime Posted May 9, 2007 Share  Never believe your training partner / competitors when it comes to how "little" training they have been doing...   very very true and make sure you have an extra bottle of water, when you go out for the "short" ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kritzie Posted May 9, 2007 Share Do not run into a Wimpy with your cleats on especially if it rained!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buff Posted May 9, 2007 Share Don't try putting on a long sleeved jersey when standing in a doorway.  or when standing under a ceiling fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thyolo Posted May 9, 2007 Share Don't try putting on a long sleeved jersey when standing in a doorway.    Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pastapouch Posted May 9, 2007 Share Don't do anything suddenly ie moving in a bunch,, other riders won't appreciate,  or braking when going downhill, you might lock your wheel and puncture, or worse fall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I FLY Posted May 9, 2007 Share Another Epic lesson.(my friend this time)Â Sunblock on face, toothpaste on toothbrush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thyolo Posted May 9, 2007 Share Ok - I liked the doorway thing but not enough for multi-replies. Top tip - don't push "Post Reply" more than once Thyolo2007-05-09 04:08:41 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I FLY Posted May 9, 2007 Share And my personal favourite. Tell your friends how you crashed on the previous ride. Don't show them. Its hurts more the 2nd time around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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