Chilli Pepper Posted May 9, 2007 Share Don't let a rookie take part in a technical mtb race for their first time. Don't let a rookie slipstream behind you at the front of the bunch on a cold winter morning - the sound of about 10 bikes falling over said rookie isn't nice.... especially for the rookie! Chilli Pepper2007-05-09 04:11:59 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Velouria Posted May 9, 2007 Share The maxim "More is better" doesn't hold for botty butter. Just enough to cover the chamois is enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtbCpt Posted May 9, 2007 Share dont put on your cycling shorts/top before you have put on your heart rate monitor strap! MtbCpt2007-05-09 04:22:54 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delgado Posted May 9, 2007 Share Do not run into a Wimpy with your cleats on especially if it rained!! ....something tells me there is a touch of experience in this....????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MintSauce Posted May 9, 2007 Share Stupid people should not use roofracks.... ?Of course, you need to remember that I actually got out of the car, walked PAST the bike on top of the car, unlocked the garage door, walked past the bike a second time, and still drove into the goddamn wall. Some people are just beyond help.If Darwin had his say, my species would be long dead by now.?Budgie(mtbr.com) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 9, 2007 Share Remember to remove lockout prior to going from tar to dirt, especially if you dont have remote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndreZA Posted May 9, 2007 Share Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner are cartoons, don't do what they do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reg Lizard Posted May 9, 2007 Share Do not ride with your hands off the brakes when crossing bussy intersections. And oh the best (of which I have personal experience)- do not try to get into a combi (which has stopped suddenly in the cycling lane in front of you) while riding at 35kph. You'll end up goning through the back window, get whiplash, feel dizzy with some scars to remember. And yes the expression on the passengers face- priceless!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thyolo Posted May 9, 2007 Share Before you put on long bibs, have a pee and tie a knot in it cos access thereafter is severely limited. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TNT1 Posted May 9, 2007 Share Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner are cartoons' date=' don't do what they do. [/quote'] Is learning form Bugs Bunny ok? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomerSimpson Posted May 9, 2007 Share Braking hard will not stop the endo from happening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reg Lizard Posted May 9, 2007 Share Motorists becoming violent towards cyclists should watch out for the water bottle squirt through the window. So never drink all your juice, always have some for an emergency. Excelent weapon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodTi Posted May 9, 2007 Share Stupid people should not use roofracks.... ?Of course' date=' you need to remember that I actually got out of the car, walked PAST the bike on top of the car, unlocked the garage door, walked past the bike a second time, and still drove into the goddamn wall. Some people are just beyond help.If Darwin had his say, my species would be long dead by now.?Budgie(mtbr.com) [/quote'] Absolute classic! Of course - mental note to self: DO NOT buy a roof rack.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Napalm Posted May 9, 2007 Share Never say in public that people who drive into the back of parked cars are poephols, you might join them less than 2 hours later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisH Posted May 9, 2007 Share Always be sure to tilt ones head when bending to retrieve a ping pong ball from just under the table Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thug Posted May 9, 2007 Share Always and I mean always, pack toilet paper into your camelbak before embarking on a long ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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