94.7 Mistresses

[HowellingWulf]

Well? Umm.. This post is in part due to this thread: https://www.bikehub.co.za/forum_posts.asp?TID=64168&KW=94%2E7<?: prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />

 

So? my Stumpy said that she had to go away on a business trip and will not be there to comfort me in times of need but not to worry ? her hockey playing, beer drinking cousin would come and stay at our place and that she has a 24 carat personality. Needless to say I was a bit worried due to her comments.

 

Last night when I went home I was greeted by soothing pan pipe music and a glass of cheap champagne. A voice boomed from upstairs ?Come here you crank bending machine.? Needless to articulate the fact that I was a bit taken aback but went anyways ? not everyday somebody calls me a crank bending machine.

 

There she was!!!

 

Sprawled all sexy and alluring like on our couch in all her masculine beauty!

 

Downed the bottle of <?: prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />

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Cold Duck, ripped back the blanket and admired her raw cold war Russian submarine like beauty. Black & silver in all the right places.

 

After coaxing her with champers and Castle lager I convinced her to do a bit of a photo shoot! Awesome!

 

As you can see she has dual top tubes. The lower one is filled with lead for extra weight on the downhills. The upper one is filled with helium to make climbing easier.

 

Groovy laser cut dudes on chain ring sharing a single head to assist the sKinny Kranks in climbing.

 

Industrial strength cold war tank styled front brake for ultimate gravity defying stopping power. It actually does nothing but you feel safe just looking at it. Awesome Tom Ritchey moustache inspired handlebars that bang your knees on every turn.

 

1882 Brooks replica saddle. Can you say ?chamois cream??

 

Not clearly visible on the picture but she has a dual tube split fork ? the one is made of rubber for absorbing bumps the other of formula 1 grade carbon fibre for rigidity in cornering.

 

Not much left to say except that we are taking our relationship to the next level by doing the 94.7. We are hoping to spend at least 5 hours together on our special day.

 

Please post pictures of your lesser halves.

 

[Thumper]

SHAKE AND BAKE!!!!

You legend!

 

[Regard]

Briliant!!!!!!

[phemanderac]

Brilliant post!!!

[Regard]

Yip, I would formaly like to nominate this for post of the week!!(maybe month??)

[Zatek]

Just make sure the crank is strong enough. Took one for our Wedding photo's and after pedaling 2km (and popping a wheeley or 2) something broke by the crank. Told the LBS is poor quality on the metal. Luckily he didn't charge me to fix it.

 

Those things are heavy but using the back pedal to brake brings back memories.

[Mackie]

Classic, top marks china.

[GIRR]

Haha Legend!!!

[Dibles]

I have a confession to make. I spotted your mistress in my LBS and was taken aback by her beauty. She has curves in all the right places. Wishing you both a long and happy life together.

 

 

 

[daggavis]

I hope your pistons are strong enough to handle the 20kg over 94.7km!

[kosmonooit]

Classic - and what a funky chain ring!

[slowtwitch]

Ricky Bob daai's 'n cheap Point Street HIV invested Chinese Hooker!!!

 

Sy gat vi jou ry lat jy hik (van die cheap champagne)

 

[HowellingWulf]

Ricky Bob daai's 'n cheap Point Street HIV invested Chinese Hooker!!!

 

Sy gat vi jou ry lat jy hik (van die cheap champagne)

 

Ha-ha. Point Road no more. Dit is nou Mahatma Gandhi drive!

[Gasping]

Ricky Bob daai's 'n cheap Point Street HIV invested Chinese Hooker!!!

 

Sy gat vi jou ry lat jy hik (van die cheap champagne)

 

Ha-ha. Point Road no more. Dit is nou Mahatma Gandhi drive!

 

... .and all?

[rad006]

If I can do a 4:50 on this 45kg Plus Beast you can surely do a 4:30 on yours @ 94.7?????

[Shebeen]

you can duct tape a six pack between those top tubes