Unwritten rules of The Hub

[Mecnic]

There are many unwritten rules to be found here on The Hub.

 

Lets hear what you think are some of them.

 

I'll start with:

 

When posting a sales add, No pictures no sale and you will get hounded until you post pics.

 

Negotiation isn't optinal its mandatory.

[BrendonMyb]

if theres not one complaint in a thread - its not the hub

 

so complain away

[Guest Big H]

Thou shalt respect the yellow jersey.

[stewie911]

Always do a search before asking "which is better..." or guys will start gathering popcorn.

[RudoJ]

Dont even think to mention the words "power balance bands" or youre in for a pounding.

Oops....

[Cycho]

You are all forgetting the one golden rule! ... The Couch!

[Mecnic]

You are all forgetting the one golden rule! ... The Couch!

 

How could we forget the Couch

[AndreZA]

You are gay if you wear lycra booties. And if you wear it on a MTB, you like "playing" with your sister.

[messenger]

1.)If no-one has had a hissy-fit by page 2, thrown their toys and "left" the Hub - there is something wrong with your thread and its not related to cycling.

 

2.) Everything must be taken to heart and personally. Everything is assumed to be expressed in this way.

 

3.) Some men do actually sit when they wee.

 

PS - if your not smiling, someone has died is what i say.

(and if you are offended by my post.... dot dot dot....)

[Harry Potter]

Always take a picture if your bike for sale on the couch

[BrendonMyb]

You are gay if you wear lycra booties. And if you wear it on a MTB, you like "playing" with your sister.

 

 

2nd that totally - who came up with that k@k ?

 

They need a pip slap for that

[AndreZA]

Never post a pic of your MTB if it's got riser bars and bar ends.

[scotty]

Unless you've being an international pro and ridden at the highest level, you may only comment on 'fun rides"

[TNT1]

Unless you've being an international pro and ridden at the highest level, you may only comment on 'fun rides"

 

**** that sh!t... I have never ridden a bicycle, never will, I don't own one, and I reserve the right to be just as self righteous and pretentious as the rest of you.

[gummibear]

Thou shalt respect the yellow jersey.

 

 

Only if Andy is wearing it

[TNT1]

Only if Andy is wearing it

 

Hah! The only yello shirt worthy of respect is the one in a shoe box in Riis's entrance hall...