Robbie Stewart

That out and back took me just shy of 7 hours for 103 km. Now, doing it on a set of Assegai and DHR is not wise, but I am teeing up a new set of Rekon Race tires, but sheez even on that gravity rubber it was still super slow. Glad to know I wasn't the only one. I was starting to think I'm broken or something.

Filling up the tank in Simonstown for the return trip. I'm going to require a refill again on Sunday 10 March.

Desperate times, desperate measures in guessing.

I did the run from the V&A to Simonstown and back over Chappies yesterday and apart from the mad wind and rain, I had a handful of close calls with traffic on Chappies. I was riding the extreme left, hugging the barrier wall trying not to get blown off the cliff. Most cars either slowed down or waited patiently to pass. I would acknowledge them with a wave. Some cars just passed so close I thought their side mirrors would smash my bars. And then some cars just try and race up that hill. I am reminded again why I prefer to rather ride trails. The next time I ride there is on the cycle tour and then I think I'm done for a while. Road riding stresses me out too much.

Yes. X marks the spot

This morning riding from Seapoint towards Victoria drive as you take the turn by the bus stop to head up towards Main Road three "characters" were heading down the hill. The guy at the front saw me and lifted his hand to take a swing at me while he veered towards me. I made eye contact and sussed out his two buddies already starting to unclip and getting ready to transition into extreme violence mode. In my head, during that split second it took, I was able to dismount and grab the leader and either fling him head first into oncoming traffic or again head first through the passenger window of the closest parked car. Just as I decided to go into action mode and start dishing out the hurt he suddenly decided to let go and carried on down the hill. I finished my ride albeit with some close calls due to traffic and the wind over Chapman's trying to chuck me over the edge. Just another day in Cape Town.

Daai is nou wat jy noem fyn brag

funny story. So circa '98 I'm instructed to go get the Siementhaler bull out of the Friesland camp where the neighbours cows are grazing. Haute as he was named decided to jump the fence, all 760 kg of him. I arrive to find him doing his best to the cow who was properly half his size. I start yelling at him to dismount and of course he ignores me. I grab the closest thing I can get which is a green fence spar and start rapping him on his flank to get off and get out. It was at this point he knew he had mucked up Haute decides to dismount and drop his head and charge right at me to gouge me into oblivion. I have never run as fast in my life and leapt clean over the 5 foot fence in one clean swoop. Old man and his boet are standing in the road howling with laughter at me while I'm running for my life in 42 deg C heat. Got to the farmhouse, grabbed a Castle dumpie from the fridge and chugged it in two sips. I believe that was the day the boy became a man.

good luck paying for a surf at one of those. the price per wave is something stoopid. I'd rather go surf somewhere exotic like Cloud 9 in Fiji if I were to spend that kind of money.

NOTHING comes remotely close to feeling the sting of the spray as you exit the barrel in the midst of the blow-out. Billabong coined it when they said "Only a surfer knows the feeling". If you've experienced how time slows down inside a tube then you know, and you are part of a very select few lucky people on earth. For the rest, they will forever be chasing something they don't know they need.

There are few things in life both as satisfying and infuriating at the same time as golf.

I see what you did there 😂😂😂 🤏 🐓

That weekend I will the either be found on DH0 at Tokai or Iron Monkey at Jonkers if no one was looking for me.

It's was a thing. Never did it for fear of killing the legs for the big day. As far as I know it's not available anymore. My main thing with mass participation events on a mountain bike course is that you end up riding one long snake having to deal with regular stoppage due to bottlenecks when the unskilled meet technical terrain. Rather do the Hoogekraal Enduro the week after if you're able. It's not so techy and aimed at folks who are keen to find out what Enduro is all about.

I should have inserted comic sans. I support your view. Also, that graph is outdated now, seeing as there is now really one event. I'm being facetious. Sorrie.

I just had some nightmarish visions of a Enduro races at Jonkershoek and Paarl last year where I had some bad vibes from what I ate on the day. I've never felt so bad on a bike.

One Sunday afternoon heading to Contermanskloof for a ride, I came across a guy lying under the armco barriers indicated at (1) below. His Honda CBR600 was lying on its side by the entrance (2) . I made the call to first responders, waited for them to arrive and watched them declare him deceased. He passed while we (myself and two other people) were waiting. While the medics were waiting for SAPS his phone rang. They answered and it was his son looking for his dad. Could all have been avoided if the motorcyclist rode within the speed limit and not trying to race that bend. I often see motorbikes on that stretch heading to Hoogekraal or Contermans to ride.

pics or it didn't happen. Asking for a friend

Well. not exactly

So what are you saying? You don't ride a Harley, you just call it a Harley?

I decided I don't race cars on that cycle path anymore. If I see a car I slow down until it's gone or if I'm too close already I stop until it goes. I've given up trying to be right all the time.

I've always wondered what that route was like. Now that I've seen I will continue to drive to the V&A and ride from there. As much as I agree with him, I just don't see anything changing.

Saw this and decided this is exactly the medicine my tired looking Camber is wanting. Doing some investigative work following @BrandonH comments about Montague Gardens, I found this. https://derustit.co.za/chemical-cleaning/#coating

Same. I park at the V&A and ride from there. Also if you park at Battery Park undercover parking over weekends, you don't pay. Shhhhh, it's a secret.